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Shut the door behind you
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Oooohhhh, you're so masterful biggrin
Thought you wanted others to watch?? Hope the door has glass...
Thought you wanted others to watch?? Hope the door has glass...

Jags, <hug> you know my door is always open to you. Don't worry - the CCTV has it covered. wink
However, I can't be seen to have favourites. And you have interrupted a very serious discussion. lol :lol: :lol: So go and sit on the sofa and I shall come to you you later.
Oooohhhh, you're so masterful

Blue, you are clearly in need of someone to be very firm with you. I think we need to ensure that you are able to be at peak performance whenever required.
I am here to help you achieve that peak, so help me out here, what would inspire you to give your all? How can I motivate you to perform?
smile
*would NEVER sit on a sofa - goes into the garden instead and potters around the lavender*
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would NEVER sit on a sofa - goes into the garden instead and potters around the lavender*

So much for masterful! sad I wonder if "Jags,do as you are told would work"? confused
I'll try it.
Jags, do as you are told! evil
lhk
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I'm not prone to doing what I'm told very easily!! But sometimes, just sometimes, it's good to be mastered, though the battle is also good too. Mmm - need to think about that one Pete although I tend to to as I'm told when the mood (or action) suits me.
If you mean in a sexual context then I do find it difficult to let go the power of the situation. However, when I did just that recently I found the experience highly erotic and extremely charged and very very fulfilling!! smile
No more today - off to sunny Darlington - nope, nothing sexual at all, just plain old lunch.
Jags
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Oooohhhh, I'm with Jags on this one - I'm not prone to doing what I'm told very easily either :twisted:
So, Petelhk, can you cope??? I've never been sub - EVER - and it would take a very strong person to make me submit, so whether I'm in need of firm treatment or not is irrelevant if you're not up to the job wink :wink: :twisted:
rolleyes It was supposed to invite the punchline "Pete, F*** off" smile
lhk
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Ah, I would never say that to a hanger - but OK, seeing as that's what you want - F*CK OFF 8)
OH DEAR! I am in trouble.
I wondered why Jags locked the door when she came in!
Here I am locked in the office with two strong women. No way out, vulnerable to their every whim, backed up against the desk as they approach. Time lock set until Monday morning. Poor me! biggrin :D :D :D
Go on then, do with me as you wish! NOW!
lhk
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ooo I do love a dare though. If/when I get promoted from hanger to swinger, I should like to rise to that challenge.
Sounds like you have a story waiting to happen there! Why don't you write down what two strong women would do to you while you were locked in your office, and post it on the erotic stories section? I'm sure we'd all like to have a good read wink You never know that might be stage 1 of your promotion to "swinger" :P
Blue - good on you - we could gang up on Pete and show him just what two good women can do for (or do I mean 'to') a man. I haven't got a sub bone in me so when I do give in it's from a position of power!!! lol I can hear the laughs from here!!!
Pete - take on board the writing challenge, move from being a hanger to a contributer.
Women rock and rule!
Jags
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Blue - think it's because of Lee from Blue??? lol
Pete, consider yourself ganged up on well and truly :twisted: ! Can't wait to read your story wink
Lee from Blue? Who is Lee? Do you mean "Blue" as in the very mushy pop band? I'm called Blue because I like the little blue dog called "Blue" from the kids show "Bluesclues" (OK, that's very sad, I know!)
Which reminds me Jags
LHK?
Love, Hugs, Kisses
Licks, Hugs, Kisses
Close? 2 out of 3? 1 out of 3? Mastermind or Masterdunce???
biggrin :D :D :D :D
how do you do clapping?
or there is
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or long hot kock
Depending on the mood I am in. Funny, never thought of that one until I met you lot!
lhk
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FORGIVE me but it's Cock.. you know I hate bad spelling!!! Love licks, hugs and kisses though!!!
Enough - night
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WITCHES!!!!?????????????? Only got as far as about 6 lines.. WITCHES!!!?????????????
NO LHK at all - ever!!
Jags :cry:
Witches isn't too bad, imagine the sort of things that can be done with broom sticks :shock: :shock: :shock:
So, who's going to come up with the next story???
I only have one word to add....
:shock: SPLINTERS...................! :shock:
Hmmm, yes, splinters in personal places - now who's going to get the tweezers out and remove them - ouch :shock: redface wink
Ooooooh - no!!! I got a wasp bite today and that was pain enough for this cowardly custard person.
Jags
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Custard is good for wasp bites,
Spread slowly all over the body.
lhk
But who's going to lick it off????
Jags
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Custard works reasonably well on wasp stings and splinters, but chocolate spread and/or honey are much, much better!
wink
HATE honey - LOVE chocolate - can you guess my vote??
Jags
PS Wasp sting much better now!! Just itchy
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