My Operation

25 Mar 2007

At 8pm tonight i'm going to go into hospital ready for my operation the next day. I'm having my jaw moved so that it'll be in the correct position, its a bit too small and as a result its always annoyed me, i'm getting it sorted. So as of tomorrow i'll be unable to talk, eat without a straw or even open my mouth for about two weeks. I'll probably be in hospital until tuesday at the earliest.

25 Mar 2007

Bet your dad is delighted he'll be getting peace for a couple of weeks! :giggle:
We only get till Tuesday! Typical! rolleyes

:lol: :lol:
Seriously Drew... hope the operation goes well and you get some tasty nurses to perve over during your stay! :rascal:
Take care!
DGxx

25 Mar 2007

'Bonne Chance!'
I bloody hate hospitals :scared: (something to do with a large yellow streak down my back!!) so anyone who goes in of their own free will is a far braver man than I!!
On a more positive note, I beleive that if you drink booze via a straw you get pissed quicker! - enjoy!!

25 Mar 2007

Another thing- i cant find the right outfit for the hospital!!!!

25 Mar 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
Another thing- i cant find the right outfit for the hospital!!!!

Naked under a cotton number is usually the thing isnt it??
Good luck with it.

25 Mar 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
So as of tomorrow i'll be unable to talk, eat without a straw or even open my mouth for about two weeks.

Bet it want effect your fingers though? rolleyes

25 Mar 2007

Quote by Hungrypussy69
Another thing- i cant find the right outfit for the hospital!!!!

Naked under a cotton number is usually the thing isnt it??
Good luck with it.
yes but i have to make an entrance

25 Mar 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
Another thing- i cant find the right outfit for the hospital!!!!

The right outfit? dunno

Are you joking? :shock:
They'll give you a gown designed for a dwarf and your arse will hang out the back cause the ties don't actually meet in the middle! lol

25 Mar 2007

Get well soon Babe! Hope everything goes as planned and your feeling better in no time!
MWAH! passionkiss

25 Mar 2007

Don't forget to take your slippers Drew.
Does this mean after your jaw has been moved, you will have an even bigger mouth? :grin:

25 Mar 2007

You don't need to have an outfit....they'll give you a "lovely" gown when you get there. I've heard they are the height of fashion right now! :giggle:
Good luck Drew.
Fee
XX

25 Mar 2007

Quote by Dirtygirlie
Another thing- i cant find the right outfit for the hospital!!!!

The right outfit? dunno

Are you joking? :shock:
They'll give you a gown designed for a dwarf and your arse will hang out the back cause the ties don't actually meet in the middle! lol

i'll be wearing boxers, i'm a smart one

25 Mar 2007

And as per the gown that Dirtygirlie has mentioned you`ll be making an exit all at the same time! lol

25 Mar 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
Another thing- i cant find the right outfit for the hospital!!!!

Oh.. don't worry about that, you will be given one of those very fashionable kinky robes to wear with the 'peakaboo' flash yer bum openings, a hat by DHS (not quite the same ring to it as Armarni, but hey!) and a pair of elastic supported supertrendy shoes - definately NOT by Gucci... :sad:

25 Mar 2007

Right, outfit is sorted.
and underneath my gown i will be wearing a tshirt saying *i love my duvet* and quite possibily, the coolest boxers in the world.

25 Mar 2007

Quote by Liaisons
Don't forget to take your slippers Drew.
Does this mean after your jaw has been moved, you will have an even bigger mouth? :grin:

not as big as yours though x

25 Mar 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
the coolest boxers in the world.

Why? Have you blown holes in them??

25 Mar 2007

Awwww Drew you poor dear, wink

My Mum had a similar operation a few years ago.
I hope it all goes well, as I'm sure it will.
kiss

25 Mar 2007

Quote by shark
Oh.. don't worry about that, you will be given one of those very fashionable kinky robes to wear with the 'peakaboo' flash yer bum openings,

I really don't understand why we need to get to your arse so quickly

a hat by DHS (not quite the same ring to it as Armarni, but hey!) and a pair of elastic supported supertrendy shoes - definately NOT by Gucci... :sad:

Don't know which hospital you've been to lately be we never give anyone a hat or shoes, there not cost neutral dunno

Any hoos Drew all the best for tomorrow and if you want to know any thing you know where i am
Ps if they offer the volterol say yes you'll need it and you be a sleep when they insert it lol

25 Mar 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
Right, outfit is sorted.
and underneath my gown i will be wearing a tshirt saying *i love my duvet* and quite possibily, the coolest boxers in the world.

Bet that won't stop'em shaving yer pubes!
Good luck Drew!
.

25 Mar 2007

Ooo forgot i would forget the t-shirt it'll get ruined with the prep :thumbup:

25 Mar 2007

Hope all goes OK Drewey boy, the forum won't be the same without you even tho just a few days kiss

25 Mar 2007

Don't know which hospital you've been to lately be we never give anyone a hat or shoes, there not cost neutral

I was using my daughters experience in the local hospital where she was presented with the whole ensemble - "all very chic and fashionable... NOT and don't you dare let my friends see me like this" (the words of wisdom of a 16yr old!!)

25 Mar 2007

Quote by shark
Don't know which hospital you've been to lately be we never give anyone a hat or shoes, there not cost neutral

I was using my daughters experience in the local hospital where she was presented with the whole ensemble - "all very chic and fashionable... NOT and don't you dare let my friends see me like this" (the words of wisdom of a 16yr old!!)
Must be the only hospital still using that practice most hospital don't give patients hats just the staff smile

25 Mar 2007

Quote by felixx1416
Don't know which hospital you've been to lately be we never give anyone a hat or shoes, there not cost neutral

I was using my daughters experience in the local hospital where she was presented with the whole ensemble - "all very chic and fashionable... NOT and don't you dare let my friends see me like this" (the words of wisdom of a 16yr old!!)
Must be the only hospital still using that practice most hospital don't give patients hats just the staff smile

Either way... if you have big hair you've got no hope! lol

25 Mar 2007

Well, i'm off, see you all when i'm out x

25 Mar 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
Another thing- i cant find the right outfit for the hospital!!!!

The right outfit? dunno

Are you joking? :shock:
They'll give you a gown designed for a dwarf and your arse will hang out the back cause the ties don't actually meet in the middle! lol

i'll be wearing boxers, i'm a smart one
Your not allowed to wear anything, apart from those paper knicker thingys they give you
:lol:
Hope op goes well!!
Lindaxxx

25 Mar 2007

has he gone yet?.....and why does my post say when its
now it back to normal...

25 Mar 2007

Oh and Drew if your reading this using the hospital's Internet cafe, remember to take your false teeth out before going down tomorrow just in case they forget to check.

25 Mar 2007

I'm just feeling rather smug about the fact that i don't have to have an op on my jaw.
I'd been told some years ago that if my clicky jaw worsened and became painful or locked, I'd have to have it re-set. i was horrified.
Luckily my dentist has since told me that it's unlikely that will happen and a gumshield at night will help to prevent further symptoms.
I am likely to get arthritic pain eventually but I'll ahve to cross that bridge when i come to it.
Good Luck Drew. Hope all goes well for you.