Quote by VenusnMars
You could try adapting this WBB
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Ok, well I lost my last bit of advice as the thread disappeared, but being the kind and considerate regular I am, I`m happy to offer the advice again....cos I`m nice like that :twisted:
The first thing you have to do, to fit in on here, is to pass the inititation test. If you had looked hard enough, I`m sure you would have come across this somewhere on the site, but as a newbie, I`m sure you couldn`t be arsed, so we shall overlook this for now.
First, you will need to take off all of your clothes, and cover yourself with green jelly. Cut a piece of hardboard out (2ftx2ft) paint `Kick the newbie spanner` onto it, and wear it around your neck. Next, take a walk down to your local garden center....NO! Don`t put a coat on you imbecile, that`s cheating, however, on account of us not being monsters, you may wear shoes. Once you are there, you will need to purchase a geranium, and stick it, stalk end first, into your bottom. This may be assisted by the use of supporting canes, depending upon your rectal ability. This HAS to stay in place during your walk back home, if it doesn`t, you will have failed, meaning you will have to do this all over again, but using red jelly so everyone knows what a limp-dick failure you were the first time around. This is always best avoided.....you will never quite lose the stigma if this happens.
Once you are home, you will need to take of photo of yourself in this condition, and place it in the Photo ads section. You may have noticed the various complaints about `in your face` cock shots? Well this is why. We need to see green jelly covered men with geraniums up thier rectal passages, NOT cock shots. It`s a simple effort on your part to prove to the members here that you are willing to put the effort in, and are not simply here for a quick fuck. Please try to remember that.
Now that the mechanics are out the way, please let me take this opportunity to welcome you to the site.
I hope you have fun here, and I look forward to seeing your ad soon :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
