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My gran when she was younger had a tattoo across her chest saying, "True love for Paul and I". But as she got older the wrinkles set in and she started to sag. it ended up saying two lighters for a pound dunno
Babe.............
She musta had a pen.............. coz there werent enough letters to begin with............. it couldnt say that !!!!
Soz call me daft !!!!!! but it couldnt say that !!!!!!
You possibly just miss read it. rolleyes
My tattoo used to say 'Love & Happiness'
Now it's 20 years older it says 'Love a new penis'
Carefull there Wishy, one day it's gonna say....
a penis
Quote by Libra+Love
Carefull there Wishy, one day it's gonna say....
a penis

......and then eventually ........ a?
Quote by Wishmaster
Carefull there Wishy, one day it's gonna say....
a penis

......and then eventually ........ a?
But 'a' what?????????? that is the question ........ lol
equi-princess xxx
(Sloth)
Quote by Wishmaster
My tattoo used to say 'Love & Happiness'
Now it's 20 years older it says 'Love a new penis'

I was determined to get my SH name tattooed on my todger.
:gigglinglikeagirl: (i said "todger") rotflmao
Anyone noticed how I sign off my PMs ????? redface surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by dambuster
My tattoo used to say 'Love & Happiness'
Now it's 20 years older it says 'Love a new penis'

I was determined to get my SH name tattooed on my todger.
:gigglinglikeagirl: (i said "todger") rotflmao
Anyone noticed how I sign off my PMs ????? redface surprisedops: :oops:
I don't get pm's from you :-( or anybody else for that matter....
So how do you get off lol dunno
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I was determined to get my SH name tattooed on my todger.

Me too, (My name - not yours!!) but it would have to be Sarge rather than Sgt Bilko!! confused :? :?
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I was determined to get my SH name tattooed on my todger.

Me too, (My name - not yours!!) but it would have to be Sarge rather than Sgt Bilko!! confused :? :?
why couldn`t you fit it all on there then :twisted:
sorry sarge only kidding
colin
Quote by dambuster
My tattoo used to say 'Love & Happiness'
Now it's 20 years older it says 'Love a new penis'

I was determined to get my SH name tattooed on my todger.
:gigglinglikeagirl: (i said "todger") rotflmao
Anyone noticed how I sign off my PMs ????? redface surprisedops: :oops:
Massive :oops:
Just PM'd a personal friend.
Realised when I PM personal friends - I sign off with just the first initial of my real name :oops: :oops:
Quote by jah_2uk
I was determined to get my SH name tattooed on my todger.

Me too, (My name - not yours!!) but it would have to be Sarge rather than Sgt Bilko!! confused :? :?
why couldn`t you fit it all on there then :twisted:
No flies on you Colin!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Smoker Jim will have a tattoo in Gaelic that says "Death Before Divorce" (his death not mine) on this arm, with a claddagh with our initials in it, linked to a band of celtic knotwork. biggrin
Quote by dambuster
I was determined to get my SH name tattooed on my todger.

I got really put off having anything tattooed down there after seeing an interview with Oliver Reed where he described waking up after a particuarly heavy night, in agony, with a blood soaked teatowel wrapped around his crotch and a pair of eagle's claws indelibly etched into either side of his knob.
Personally I've been dithering over my first tattoo for the past ten years, though I'm sure I'll find a design I like eventually.
Quote by bhd1976
Personally I've been dithering over my first tattoo for the past ten years, though I'm sure I'll find a design I like eventually.

i dithered for ages about my first tattoo - still havent got it (grrr why wont they do tatts on the nhs??? lol) but i soon figured out my design on my pc biggrin definitely the way to go if you have an inkling and some basic graphics software smile
Quote by bhd1976
I was determined to get my SH name tattooed on my todger.

I got really put off having anything tattooed down there after seeing an interview with Oliver Reed where he described waking up after a particuarly heavy night, in agony, with a blood soaked teatowel wrapped around his crotch and a pair of eagle's claws indelibly etched into either side of his knob.
Personally I've been dithering over my first tattoo for the past ten years, though I'm sure I'll find a design I like eventually.
you should see the pic genhertsmrs sent me the other day of a tattooed cock lol.
stick it on j lol
I got LUDO tatooed on my todger. And when it's erect it says.. errrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
LUDO..
Am i disfunctional ??
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I was determined to get my SH name tattooed on my todger.

Me too, (My name - not yours!!) but it would have to be Sarge rather than Sgt Bilko!! confused :? :?
you could just have your sargent stripes tottooed there if you've got 'a problem', just try not to get promoted lol
I've got that Welsh railway station tattood on mine
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I've got that Welsh railway station tattood on mine

Rhyl?
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I've got that Welsh railway station tattood on mine

Rhyl?
You know, I just knew you wouldnt be able to resist that!
I'll lob em up for you!
lol
Quote by Libra+Love
My tattoo used to say 'Love & Happiness'
Now it's 20 years older it says 'Love a new penis'

I was determined to get my SH name tattooed on my todger.
:gigglinglikeagirl: (i said "todger") rotflmao
Anyone noticed how I sign off my PMs ????? redface surprisedops: :oops:
I don't get pm's from you :-( or anybody else for that matter....
So how do you get off lol dunno
:cry: I'd pm you Libra if I knew you. Just because we share the same star sign wink
I had a boyfriend who has ''Titanic'' tattooed on his cock because he thought i would keep going down on him...What a plum.. redface
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you should see the pic genhertsmrs sent me the other day of a tattooed cock lol.
stick it on j lol

Here you go Rache, xxx
Quote by Happy Cats
I've got that Welsh railway station tattood on mine

What this one!!!!
Llanfairpwllgyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch....
or you could always go for this:
Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphopnopparatrajathaniburiromudomrajaniwesmahasatharnamornphimarnavatarnsathitsakkattiyavisanukamprasit :shock:
It is the name of a place in Thailand........honest!!!!!.... lol