My uterus just skipped a beat

Master of Sex

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

One of my work collegues just came in with her new baby. I'm all broody now. I want one!
What's this got to do with Swinging?
Absolutely nothing, but I'm still broody.
lol

:lol:

Vix

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
One of my work collegues just came in with her new baby. I'm all broody now. I want one!
What's this got to do with Swinging?
Absolutely nothing, but I'm still broody.
:lol:

Stop it!!!!!
Nice phrase, though. Till now, my fave for these occasions is "makes my ovaries clang together". Usually only happens to me when Johnny Depp is known to be in the country.
*edit* That was your 300th post. Think of it as a warning. Babies are evil. Evil, I tells ya. *edit*

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Go to your local Babies r Us, you never know they might be doing a 'buy one get one free'
Bev
xx

bluexxx

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
I want one!

You can have mine wink

:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Well, not exactly a baby, but he's a terrible two...... what all cute babies turn into :shock:
Nooooooooo, don't do it! :shock:

VenusnMars

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Babies are for broiling......with onions.
Smelly squirmy things :twisted:
Venusxxx

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

As you're close, you could call in to see my class. That should be enough to put you off lol

Bev
xx

sparky230

Orgasminator

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

I like Babies, But I couldn't eat a whole one,
But seriously think carefully before u decide, as we know a baby is for life not just Christmas

warwick

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

sorry guys
but actually mine are the best thing in my life,and the one thing ive never regretted is having children
Having said that if you want to borrow them for a few days Julliette...................................... wink

juliett49

Master of Sex

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

You can't put me off.
They just have this wonderful baby smell, and they have the cutest little fingers, and they make snuffly noises when they move around, and they cling on to your finger, and when they open their little eyes, oh my heart just flips.
If a certain person is paying attention out there..........................
I WEEEEELLLLY WANT ONE, I WEEEEELLLLLLY DO.
lol

VenusnMars

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Quote by sparky230
I like Babies, But I couldn't eat a whole one,
But seriously think carefully before u decide, as we know a baby is for life not just Christmas

Oh shit! :shock:
/rushes upstairs to the loft to unpack the baby that popped out Christmas day.........
Venusxxx

Vix

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
If a certain person is paying attention out there..........................

RUN AWAY NOW!!!!

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

juliett49

Master of Sex

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Ooooooooooooh 300 posts of absolute drivel...........thanks for pointing that out Vix lol

Off to browse the Mothercare catalogue and daydream.
Big sigh
biggrin

juliett49

Master of Sex

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
If a certain person is paying attention out there..........................

RUN AWAY NOW!!!!
He already did :cry:

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Wow I just checked my post count after you said that Jules. 1226! loads of crap.
:therethere: Jules
Bev
xx

Vix

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
If a certain person is paying attention out there..........................

RUN AWAY NOW!!!!
He already did :cry:
redface

sorry, hun. surprised

ops:
Can I have a go on ya, now then?

Libra__Love

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
You can't put me off.
They just have this wonderful baby smell, and they have the cutest little fingers, and they make snuffly noises when they move around, and they cling on to your finger, and when they open their little eyes, oh my heart just flips.
If a certain person is paying attention out there..........................
I WEEEEELLLLY WANT ONE, I WEEEEELLLLLLY DO.

It's a good thing you're off men for good then, isn't it? :lol: :lol: :lol:

juliett49

Master of Sex

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
You can't put me off.
They just have this wonderful baby smell, and they have the cutest little fingers, and they make snuffly noises when they move around, and they cling on to your finger, and when they open their little eyes, oh my heart just flips.
If a certain person is paying attention out there..........................
I WEEEEELLLLY WANT ONE, I WEEEEELLLLLLY DO.

It's a good thing you're off men for good then, isn't it? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yep lol, cos that could really get me into big trouble.
And don't leave your kids lying around unattended peeps, cos I have klepto tendencies
rotflmao

God I hope you all know I'm joking - honest

Unknown User

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
You can't put me off.
They just have this wonderful baby smell, and they have the cutest little fingers, and they make snuffly noises when they move around, and they cling on to your finger, and when they open their little eyes, oh my heart just flips.
If a certain person is paying attention out there..........................
I WEEEEELLLLY WANT ONE, I WEEEEELLLLLLY DO.

>>>>>> Noise at one end and a smell at the other
Fred
I can say that now l

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Noise at one end and a smell at the other
Fred

Is that babies Fred, or you lol

Bev
xx

Unknown User

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Freckle hun
BOTH :lol:
fred

Unknown User

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
And don't leave your kids lying around unattended peeps, cos I have klepto tendencies

*Quietly sneeks in and dumps 2 kids on Juliett's doorstep and runs like the wind...
Well you can live in hope cant you?? dunno

Seriously though my views on kids??..... Selfish, expensive, overated and ruin your social life... lol

:lol:
Shireen
xxx

Unknown User

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
And don't leave your kids lying around unattended peeps, cos I have klepto tendencies

Careful, there are those who would consider that to be a serious offer..... so I hope your doorstep is spacious biggrin

I love kids, & while I can't comment on the baby smell that you are referring to.......... I am aware they produce other smells :scared: . While I have always been happy to look after kids, a very effective way of getting me to vacate a room is simply to................
OPEN UP A BABY'S NAPPY :shock: :sparring: :scared: bolt

I may be an uncle........ but I've always steered well clear of changing a nappy. :shock: confused

Calista

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Quote by shireen-steve
Seriously though my views on kids??..... Selfish, expensive, overated and ruin your social life... :lol:
Shireen
xxx

Amen to that Shireen worship

Cxx

marky543

Warming the Bed

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
One of my work collegues just came in with her new baby. I'm all broody now. I want one!

I think my local supermarket has babies for sale. I dont know how much they are, or which aisle they're kept in, but I see loads of people with them in their trolleys. I think there was an offer on last week cos I saw a women must have taken advantage of the two for one offer. lol

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

See it's all well buying them, but they won't refund you know, even when they're faulty. They particularly don't like refunding on the multibuys.
confused

Bev
xx

lucyuktv2

Orgasminator

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
See it's all well buying them, but they won't refund you know, even when they're faulty. They particularly don't like refunding on the multibuys.

Bev
xx

but ebay works a treat... lol

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

People don't want them second hand though, seems they realise at some point that these baby things are very high maintenance and attention seeking. Puts a lot off, especially when they realise that they may be stuck with them as thy get harder to sell on when they get older.
Bev
xx

Unknown User

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Quote by juliett49
I WEEEEELLLLY WANT ONE, I WEEEEELLLLLLY DO.

THAT kind of talk got The Lady her first dog (despite my protest!).
Two dogs and two kids later, I wish I'd went with my first instincts!!!!
(Kidding of course as they are ALL wonderful!!)
the Laird

Unknown User

0 likes 25 Jan 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2
but ebay works a treat...

I had to try it.... can't believe nobody's registered :shock: