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My wife is jealous of Jane

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My wife does not mind me going off with Jane.
It is when she comes between us in the car that W get up set. W has lost a job, now it is Jane that navigates for us. Jane sits between us and W looks at her maps on the other side of the car, regretting the day I let Jane in the car.
Having said all that W has to admit to Jane being very useful. Even when we both ignore her and right because we know a short cut, and Jane says' "Turn around when Possible."
What is your most annoying useful gadget?
who is Jane...?
she's a lady of mystery for sure.
I think I like her
lp
Jane is a voice in a well known navigation system.
does she sound like mariella frostrop?
lp
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does she sound like mariella frostrop?
lp

And where do i get one if she does ???
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does she sound like mariella frostrop?
lp

And where do i get one if she does ???after me... particularly if she talks 'books' like on the radio as she 'directs', as it were.
lp
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does she sound like mariella frostrop?
lp

And where do i get one if she does ???after me... particularly if she talks 'books' like on the radio as she 'directs', as it were.
lp
I really miss her doing that film thingy she used to do on channel 4 - she used to tease me she did it on purpose too the minx!
she is a one!
and she can read maps too apparently... sauce!
lp
I never understand why men get satnav. Millions of years of evolution mean that we're pre-programmed to find our way from Lands end to John O'groats with nothing more than a compass and stick.
Although I will predict that roadsigns will be obsolete in 10 years
When I first read this I thought, wtf is he on about, is he drugged up or something? wink
Satnav came with my car else I wouldn't have bothered getting one, don't use it all the time but have to confess it does come in handy.
I have sexy sylvia...
You can hear her :rascal:
sat nav is for girls.................. rolleyes
We have 'Ethel' in our S**y unit. She is used for pleasure and is also a working girl. She has a habit of butting in when using the 'hands-free' but I forgive her for that. She's not always right but when I decide to think for myself and take another route its then that she IS right. She is a reassuring companion when trying to find somewhere for the first time. Getting worried though, I end up talking to a box attached to my windscreen........do you do that as well??????
Smooth2
Yes I do that, but it would be rude not to answer and tell that we know a better way.
I have Yoda
I used to have BA from the A team but every time he shouted and I mean shouted "turn left now crazy fool"
I nearly shit myself and usually miss the chuffing turn....
Reacher
Mines called Shirley and she`s taken me to some very interesting places, altho we do fall out now and again if i get the wrong exit, i can read a map too but just not while i`m driving.
lp has your avatar "done a bad murder"
My sat nav knows all the little back streets & dirt tracks around...
:shock: Damn she's a dirty lil minx!
sat nav or no sat nav can always find my way home when driving
my welsh_minx mk I came with a built in Sat Nag.
bolt
That's nothing, Tarzan's got nothing on me except he's a better swinger.
B'dum tish. (Tumbleweed...)
I'm here all week unless you send me invites to your private pictures.
We replaced Jane with Joanna Lovely erm, Lumley!