I wish for:
Wisdom, To understand a man
Love, To forgive him and
Patience, For his moods
Because, if I wish for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
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My wish today
Sex God
Todays Blessing:
May the fleas of a thousand Afghan camels infest the crotch of the person who f**ks up your day - and may their arms be too short to scratch!
Amen
May the fleas of a thousand Afghan camels infest the crotch of the person who f**ks up your day - and may their arms be too short to scratch!
Amen
Sex God
My wish for today:
I wish I could get stuck into this uni project and not just sit around looking at it and then wandering into here for 5 mins.
You sound stressed Jags. Go and fill the bath and get some chocolate........
Then drown the bloke that's giving you jip and eat the chocolate while you wait for the police to arrive.
:lol:
I wish I could get stuck into this uni project and not just sit around looking at it and then wandering into here for 5 mins.
You sound stressed Jags. Go and fill the bath and get some chocolate........
Then drown the bloke that's giving you jip and eat the chocolate while you wait for the police to arrive.
:lol: Awww Jags :therethere: - but 
My wish would be to have a certain man here today and not 300 miles away ........ the biggest stick in the world won't reach him
.... I've just come out of the 'PMTs', even though I have had this syndrome for the past 25 years, I still don't bluddy recognise it until everything calms down again 
- In fact I only realised I was out of it when writing in Matts thread last night.
I also wish that when I return here later after taking the kids out, I can be safe in the knowledge that the cleaning fairies have visited - and this place is spotless rather than looking like a scale model Robbies scrap yard down the road :undecided:
PS sorry hunny, only kidding, you're totally safe again now for another four weeks :rascal:
My wish would be to have a certain man here today and not 300 miles away ........ the biggest stick in the world won't reach him
.... I've just come out of the 'PMTs', even though I have had this syndrome for the past 25 years, I still don't bluddy recognise it until everything calms down again - In fact I only realised I was out of it when writing in Matts thread last night.I also wish that when I return here later after taking the kids out, I can be safe in the knowledge that the cleaning fairies have visited - and this place is spotless rather than looking like a scale model Robbies scrap yard down the road :undecided:
PS sorry hunny, only kidding, you're totally safe again now for another four weeks :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by Jags
I wish for:
Wisdom, To understand a man
Love, To forgive him and
Patience, For his moods
Because, if I wish for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
Why do you need wisdom to understand a man, when you can change and mold him into anything your heart desires (cue Sean Connery posts).
Love to forgive him? Love to teach him a good lesson
Surely that would be lots more fun. Patience for his moods. You should learn patience for when he has to nip out to the shop to get you valued supplies like lots of choccies, wine and other little extras that can be enjoyed together for when he returns to give you a back rub.
Now wouldn't it be more fun if that was the case. If it isn't then make it so. :twisted:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
My wish would be to have a certain man here today and not 300 miles away ........ the biggest stick in the world won't reach him
PS sorry hunny, only kidding, you're totally safe again now for another four weeks :rascal:
I'm wishing for teleporting to be installed outside my house this afternoon and outside a certain other too. If the 'Tomorrow People' had it all those years ago then I can't see why I can't have it now
As for 'beauty' becoming 'the beast' I have to say that I'd hardly noticed - but if she's planning ahead already I'll have the riot shields and water cannon on standby for next time !!! :twisted: