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NOt quite putting my toe though my tights, but I did ladder my stockings in the heel the other night! lol
Thanks Polo Lady, I shall bear in mind that I will put my toe though yet another pair of tights, make sure my tootsies are all pretty and nails are varnished a nice shade of pink.
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Oooh PoloLady what can you see for me? I have a tin full of shiny wrappers from Christmas wink

OK
oowwww, hmmmm, aahhhhh, ooowwww.
I see you laying on a bed, legs sightly open. You have no knickers on! Your fingers rubbing around. Oh there is someone infront of you on the bed. He is on his knees, looking, watching. There is something in his hand, he is gripping it tightly. It's long and ... is that... can I see... yes, thick creamy white coming out of the end as he grips. He smears his fingers over the end and is now rubbing the excretion between your legs...
Yep! Thrush! Don't know the bloke putting your Canesten on for you though?
I fear unemployment may be looming in my career of fortune telling. Mine you the pay has been crap so far!
Fair enough, you want some more work, have a tin of swarfega and some morning dew cobwebs and give me a reading madam mystic..... I would give you some more information on myself, but unfortunately I do not have your skills and cannot therefore see if, or what, you would need.............
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Fair enough, you want some more work, have a tin of swarfega and some morning dew cobwebs and give me a reading madam mystic..... I would give you some more information on myself, but unfortunately I do not have your skills and cannot therefore see if, or what, you would need.............

OK here we go...
ooowww, aahhhhhh, mmmmmmm
I see you sweating. Breathing heavy. Really pushing hard, so hard you are gritting your teeth. I hear a woman's voice shouting "faster faster" You say "are you ready for it..... now" She says "nooooo, faster, faster" You are really sweating and breathing so so heavy.
Don't leave the lights on next time and tell her to take the handbrake off, it will go fast enough to bump-start then!
Mystic Smeg, may I be so bold
to ask you in the future
just what I might hold.................................. smile
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Wow....a great penis :shock: lol :twisted:
I bought one too. A strap-on actually.
But it's pink, not blue :P

Both my strap ons are pink, just bought a new one last week, very pretty it is too.
Ok, can you read mine to please? I pledge an old sweet wrapper and a pic of a politician biggrin That should cover shiney and slimey......
Ooooo, i'm kinda looking forward to this! :D
you have two strapons? :shock: how you doooinnnn' wink :wink:
Hi PoloLady, please can you tell me my future please. I am full of a cold at the moment so I sent you a picture of my nose as it is slimey :shock: and shiney lol
Thank you
xxx
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Mystic Smeg, may I be so bold
to ask you in the future
just what I might hold.................................. smile

No such thing as a free lunch mate - what you got to pay with?
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Hi PoloLady, please can you tell me my future please. I am full of a cold at the moment so I sent you a picture of my nose as it is slimey :shock: and shiney lol
Thank you
xxx

Ok....
mmmm, owwww, ahhhhh.
I see.............. I see....................... I see.............................. I see.....................
OH MY F*CKING JESUS CHRI...... :shock:
Can I be at your house on the 14th May at and what that f*cker again?
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Hi PoloLady, please can you tell me my future please. I am full of a cold at the moment so I sent you a picture of my nose as it is slimey :shock: and shiney lol
Thank you
xxx

Ok....
mmmm, owwww, ahhhhh.
I see.............. I see....................... I see.............................. I see.....................
OH MY F*CKING JESUS CHRI...... :shock:
Can I be at your house on the 14th May at and what that f*cker again?
Erm, see you on the 14th May, I think :shock: