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Naked Cleaner Back from Hols

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Naked Cleaner is on hols now for just over 2 weeks
Hope you all have a great time while I am away
Special thanks to those of you who I have already met, and looking forward to seeing more when I get back
NC
Have a good un mate :thumbup:
BTW, you have competition in LMU :shock: :shock: :shock:
Dino. wink
Thanks Dino
I'm looking forward to 2 weeks in the sun
Yeah seen the ad in LMU .... young whipper snapper lol
He's only in Chester though
My area is Cambs/Herts/Beds and NW London
NC
Don't forget to take your duster. You never know who you might meet! wink lol :lol:
Have a lovely holiday. :grin: :grin:
Hi ES
I always have ma feather duster with me, you never know when it might come in use !!!!
Have fun while I'm away mate
Wot no Leave Pass??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Consider yourself AWOL!!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol:
Sorry Sarge
Please permit me 2 weeks leave
I will return fresh, and raring to go with new posts
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Naked Cleaner is on hols now for just over 2 weeks
NC

:shock: So who is going to do my cleaning while your away? lol
Have fun NC and dont work too hard while your supposed to be on holiday!
Hey NWC
You can always book me when I get back !!
So, the friends that I have already met, what can I bring you back from Greece ........ apart from me lol
FFS!! Haven't you gone yet???? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
This has to be the longest build up to a holiday ever!! confused :? :? :?
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
NC gets the feeling that Sarge is pissed off with him
I not going till Thurs FFS
Just saying cheerio to my many fans and admirers (yeah right)
Sarge ....... you need a holiday too
Chill out
NC
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NC gets the feeling that Sarge is pissed off with him
I not going till Thurs FFS
Just saying cheerio to my many fans and admirers (yeah right)
Sarge ....... you need a holiday too
Chill out
NC

Thursday!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Yeah, but I got all my packing to do tomorrow, clothes, cleaning stuff, dusters, etc
I got a lot to do, won't be online tomorrow
Will you all miss me?
Don't all shout "NOOOOO" at once
NC
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Will you all miss me?

:gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by naked-cleaner
Yeah, but I got all my packing to do tomorrow, clothes, cleaning stuff, dusters, etc
I got a lot to do, won't be online tomorrow
Will you all miss me?
Don't all shout "NOOOOO" at once
NC

:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
I thought you'd gone! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now GO and clean a beach somewhere FFS! :doh:
wink :wink: lol :lol:
Quote by naked-cleaner
Yeah, but I got all my packing to do tomorrow, clothes, cleaning stuff, dusters, etc
I got a lot to do, won't be online tomorrow
Will you all miss me?
Don't all shout "NOOOOO" at once
NC

who said that :shock:
Quote by EagerSlut
Yeah, but I got all my packing to do tomorrow, clothes, cleaning stuff, dusters, etc
I got a lot to do, won't be online tomorrow
Will you all miss me?
Don't all shout "NOOOOO" at once
NC

:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
I thought you'd gone! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now GO and clean a beach somewhere FFS! :doh:
wink :wink: lol :lol:

Jeez, I ain't gone yet, flying out tomorrow
So, you can talk about me behind my back after then :cry:
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Jeez, I ain't gone yet, flying out tomorrow
So, you can talk about me behind my back after then :cry:

What an invitation! Far too good an opportunity to on then, anyone got anything to say? He hee! :P :twisted: :twisted:
Bet he's working his little fingers to the bone in the Mediterranean sunshine?
dunno :dunno: :dunno:
Quote by EagerSlut

Jeez, I ain't gone yet, flying out tomorrow
So, you can talk about me behind my back after then :cry:

What an invitation! Far too good an opportunity to on then, anyone got anything to say? He hee! :P :twisted: :twisted:
Bet he's working his little fingers to the bone in the Mediterranean sunshine?
dunno :dunno: :dunno:

Are you sure he has gone??? He might just pop up again!
Have a good holiday Naked Cleaner. Are u going for a naked holiday? confused
Hi all
The Naked Cleaner is back from his hols !!!!!
How is everyone?
Ahh NC we hope you have had a good holiday. We may be in need of some cleaning services, as we have been very busy of late providing silver service dinners for errant truck drivers parked in laybys in the middle of nowhere (see thread on LMU :grinsmile.. so once again hope the holiday was all that was promised and more, and that you are feeling fit and revived :grin: :grin: :grin:
M & H
always glad to be of service anytime
PM me and we can make arrangements
Hope you had a good holiday. wink
Do you do trucks? dunno :grin: :grin:
innocent
Hey, hi ES
Yeah had a great hol,and nah, don't do trucks, too much for my delicate hands
And can you imagine how dirty my feather duster would get ????
Weclome back NC, hope you had a good hol and are rested to take on all that cleaning work. lol
Nice to see you back and posting again!
Welcome back!
Not long gone and back in a jiffy!
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Weclome back NC, hope you had a good hol and are rested to take on all that cleaning work. lol
Nice to see you back and posting again!

Aww thanks NWC
Had a great time, and nice to get a post from you again
Oh and btw, great avatar, thats new isn't it ?
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Welcome back!
Not long gone and back in a jiffy!

Hi HC, yeah the time went so quick, but guess it always does when you having fun, dunnit?