Mmm, now you have me thinking.
Most memorable being:
Bus, top deck.
Cinema, back row.
Alton Towers, in the bushes.
Blue Lagoon, in Turkey (a muslim state might I add).
Beach, Turkey, same holiday as above but with a different lady ;-)
Another beach, Menorca, in the day time with other people on it.
And of course the usuals including, gardens, country walks, balconys (Ibiza notably), parks, various laybys and vantage points around the pennines.
I have many many new places in mind, really need to get a train and plane ticked off the list lol.
On a Balcomy in Lloret De Mar with people watching, and cheering, from below
wetherspoons in Grimsby , outside the tent and sand dunes on shell island wales, the beach at thrope park haven , the rocks at hafan y mor haven, hotel balcony in magaluf and beach, nearer home otterpool, ainsdale beach,stadt moers park local dogging spot and carr mill dam
When the kids were home one day and both feeling horny we slipped out to the old coal shed
On the managing directors boardroom table that will teach him to leave us alone in work!
On a day excursion cruise boat type thing around the island of Gozo, and on a flight to Egypt. Tesco car park at 8am, work changing rooms, the office, lane 1 of the M5 en route to Plymouth and at the bar at my Christmas party. Torpoint Ferry.
Can't condone breaking the law, so have never done it driving along...
Both on the judge's 'throne' and the dock of the Old Bailey. The girl was a real squirter so god knows what mess they found in the morning!
Birmingham magistrates bench court 6 and the dock of court 13
The helicopter pad of a cruise liner but that was just bloody windy lol
and I did have a pair of vibrating knickers years ago that activated randomly, thought they were crap till they started vibrating while in the queue with my trolley in ASDA, nearly passed out on that occasion lol
On the end of the quay in Old Town , Fishguard , both naked and under a street light .
Against the window in the Ibis inPaderborn , we got a cheer !.
In a phone box , got interrupted by " please hang up and try again ".