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Excessive references to being black.... they will have a small cock
Quote by brucie
there are certain names which before i look at someones profile i can already guess what they will look like...
"Lady........" is never a good sign...

So if I change my name to Funlady does that mean you'll stop asking if you can meet me? lol
Lad, boy or anything male-but-diminutive.
If you think you will scare me and need to make me feel safe you are NO judge of a woman.
On a lighter note!
I forget which comedienne it was but whomever it was said the following
If you reply to a dating add that says "bubbly personality" Dont expect a thin person.
Made me laugh but dont think its entirely true. Mrs Tweeky can be very bubbly but is not in the least bit fat.
Quote by foxylady2209
Lad, boy or anything male-but-diminutive.
If you think you will scare me and need to make me feel safe you are NO judge of a woman.

Agreed - or worse still 'boi' - yuk!
Anything that's really very subjective being used switches me off as a rule - i.e. 'sexy, handsome, beautiful..' etc
Simple usually gets my attention every time.. and I don't mean stupid, or interesting makes me wanna ask what it means and where did it come from.
Quote by brucie
there are certain names which before i look at someones profile i can already guess what they will look like...
"Lady........" is never a good sign...

I will try not to take that personally.
At least my name doesn't call to mind geriatric, personality-free, ex-hoofers presenting bad celebrity this-and-that shows. :giggle:
yes , or those user names where you change certain letters just to make it sound different in a trendy way or in order to add that bit of mystery !. wink
Quote by foxylady2209
there are certain names which before i look at someones profile i can already guess what they will look like...
"Lady........" is never a good sign...

I will try not to take that personally.
At least my name doesn't call to mind geriatric, personality-free, ex-hoofers presenting bad celebrity this-and-that shows. :giggle:
Quote by BIoke
Anything that's really very subjective being used switches me off as a rule - i.e. 'sexy, handsome, beautiful..' etc

I shall try to bear the disapprobation as lovelily as I can ...
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Quote by TheLovelyOne
Anything that's really very subjective being used switches me off as a rule - i.e. 'sexy, handsome, beautiful..' etc

I shall try to bear the disapprobation as lovelily as I can ...
poke
Nah, lovely is a good word from my perspective - it's nowhere near as subjective as the others. Upon reflection, 'beautiful' kinda makes it through too smile
Oh and magik_s, good point wink My 'BIoke' came from the fact that I wanted a username similar to my old one 'blokes' and that had gone so I chose letters that made it look the same on screen/in Chat etc. Funnily enough, the 'bi' bit seems a good play on words right now though but it was luck as opposed to clever planning smile
Anything to do with or hinting at bareback switches me straight off too - e.g. 'cum-bucket.. bare-cum-slut..bb-couple' etc. Although I thought it meant body builder or broadband until about 10 years ago! confused:
I like the 'big cock' ones as long as they can substantiate it with photographic and physical evidence, so varca...pass 'em over :rascal:
Quote by BIoke
Oh and magik_s, good point wink My 'BIoke' came from the fact that I wanted a username similar to my old one 'blokes' and that had gone so I chose letters that made it look the same on screen/in Chat etc. Funnily enough, the 'bi' bit seems a good play on words right now though but it was luck as opposed to clever planning smile

Damnit... so you mean you weren't just waiting for the right woman to come along then?!
wink
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Oh and magik_s, good point wink My 'BIoke' came from the fact that I wanted a username similar to my old one 'blokes' and that had gone so I chose letters that made it look the same on screen/in Chat etc. Funnily enough, the 'bi' bit seems a good play on words right now though but it was luck as opposed to clever planning smile

Damnit... so you mean you weren't just waiting for the right woman to come along then?!
wink
Er yes... of course I was wifey! smile
Your username is cool - especially when people call you 'nolan' - which takes us back to the Slosh.. "I'm in the mood for dancin'.. romancin'..." smile They'd never guess it means '(k)nickers-off-legs-apart-in-your-dreams' wink kiss
I quite like 'lady' actually - as long as when you flick on the cam or look at the pics they ain't sitting there sprawled on the sofa, fag in mouth, can of Fosters in hand, covered head to foot in tattoos (and I mean them, not their husbands!)
Trade Descriptions would have some - more usually around the 'VWE' and 'big boy' stuff than most other things on here... in my limited experience that is wink
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Oh I got called Lady Corrie in the Mids room and I rather like it ...............
Quote by brucie
Im changing my name to
VWEBigBoyThickHeavyCummerRepeaterStudMuffinBrucie

Does what it says on the tin? lol
lol brucie
wonders what category my name comes under???? lol
Quote by brucie
there are certain names which before i look at someones profile i can already guess what they will look like...
"Lady........" is never a good sign...

lol
Quote by BIoke
Trade Descriptions would have some - more usually around the 'VWE' and 'big boy' stuff than most other things on here... in my limited experience that is wink
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:thumbup: Have often thought that myself. lol
Quote by brucie
there are certain names which before i look at someones profile i can already guess what they will look like...
"Lady........" is never a good sign...

Just confirms my original oppinion
Quote by corrie
Oh I got called Lady Corrie in the Mids room and I rather like it ...............

It might have been someone who watches too much Ch5 in the Winter (like me!) and was inspired by "Lady Heather" in CSI
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