Names For Toys

11 Dec 2006

As i was stood in the ann summers shop the other day my friend was talking to 2 women telling each other what they called their dildos steven gerrard and george clooney was 2 names that came up
So im asking do you have a name for your toys and if yes why confused

: :?: :?:
i dont fancy anyone famous duno why i tend to fancy a persons personality rather than there looks so if i based it on this it it would be a certain man from the midlands (not from this site) and dek but that still leaves 5 to name silly

hwoar:

11 Dec 2006

I dont have names for them.... I just refer to them by their size dunno

:lol2:

11 Dec 2006

mine range from the huge one to the clit pleaser (not actually names) but deks knows what i mean when i send him upstairs for them

11 Dec 2006

i have a fantastic egg shaped one - and guess what i call it?
yes that's right - my 'egg'.
couldn't do without it.
It's certainly the best thing horny has ever bought me.
curvy

11 Dec 2006

I don't have any names for mine other than going by colours, ie pass the pink one, or the red one etc.. really zzzzzz I know!! :sleeping:

11 Dec 2006

toys?
tonka & hornby

11 Dec 2006

Only one of mine has a name (and I think it may have actually been the name given on the box) .... it is robocock (robo for short).

11 Dec 2006

Quote by PoloLady
.... it is robocock

"you have fifteen seconds to comply!"
I wont fill up more space with another post... but from what you say below Polo, I guess batteries would always be a welcome extra in your xmas stocking?
>oh, and *humbug*...for good measure<

11 Dec 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
.... it is robocock

"you have fifteen seconds to comply!"
That's about all it takes when you know the 'spot' and he has new batteries lol

:lol: :lol:

11 Dec 2006

I had a vibe called Vincent- just because!

11 Dec 2006

we have a large black strap on named "henry" after a black guy we met at chams.

11 Dec 2006

So as not to feel left out, I am going to join in and say I have a toy called Dorothy. Well not really a toy. She is my pride and joy, has six strings, I get to finger her most evenings and when I do, she whines like a banshee! She wasn't cheap, so I don't get to take her to bed, but she is very entertaining! lol

She is a guitar of course, (specifically an Epiphone DOT, for any Axe murderers in here) but she is the closest I have to a toy in the place :lol:
Evening everyone..

12 Dec 2006

Not all our toys have names. Only the selection of dildos that fit our strapon harness, and they have names because the manufacturers named them....... yeah ok I admit it helps when in the middle of things when you can ask or state which one you desire.
cool

12 Dec 2006

Quote by dekntan
So im asking do you have a name for your toys

Mines called "David" biggrin

Quote by dekntan
and if yes why : :?: :?:

Cos he won't answer to "Oi!" :?

12 Dec 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Poor David :giggle:

13 Dec 2006

I have too many to name redface

But none will compare to my ever faithful Colgate Actibrush!!
Most have now been broken (worked them too hard), as soon as they stop doing what they were meant to I name them after an ex. I now have a basket of rubbish cock shaped useless things, alot like the men in my life lol

(You know who you are!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: )
Note to self : Must ask Santa for some new ones, or replace them all with a cock that works day and night, when I demand it, not when he decides he wants it. 2007 - its all about me!!!! cool

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ClassyKatie
I have too many to name But none will compare to my ever faithful Colgate Actibrush!!
Most have now been broken (worked them too hard), as soon as they stop doing what they were meant to I name them after an ex. I now have a basket of rubbish cock shaped useless things, alot like the men in my life (You know who you are!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: )
Note to self : Must ask Santa for some new ones, or replace them all with a cock that works day and night, when I demand it, not when he decides he wants it. 2007 - its all about me!!!!

So all your toys are called useless then?

13 Dec 2006

Quote by leroy1867
So all your toys are called useless then?

Hell yes, as were all of my ex men!! smile

But I guess they were doomed from the start if they were christened Useless by their parents!!! lol

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ClassyKatie

So all your toys are called useless then?

Hell yes, as were all of my ex men!! smile

But I guess they were doomed from the start if they were christened Useless by their parents!!! lol

would that be useless as a first name or Mr U Seless.
Come to thin of it with a name you would be a bit gutted to find someone else with the same name would'nt you.

13 Dec 2006

Quote by leroy1867

would that be useless as a first name or Mr U Seless.
Come to thin of it with a name you would be a bit gutted to find someone else with the same name would'nt you.

Yes I guess so, but I bet you're on Google now looking for someone by that name. Got a mate called Wayne Kerr, and his sister Jo. So I suppose some people can't choose!! lol

13 Dec 2006

Quote by ClassyKatie

would that be useless as a first name or Mr U Seless.
Come to thin of it with a name you would be a bit gutted to find someone else with the same name would'nt you.

Yes I guess so, but I bet you're on Google now looking for someone by that name. Got a mate called Wayne Kerr, and his sister Jo. So I suppose some people can't choose!! lol

HARSH! and i wasnt on google.......but i am now!