Happy Cleavage day
OK so it's the South African Nation but even so.
I think we should be good neighbours and support it here.
What do you think? I would show you mine but i can't get them close enough together to make a cleavage.
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National Cleavage day
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Quote by flower411
Nah, Flowers we know you're a big enough tit without having to physically prove it aswell?! :giggle:
Awww fuck !! there was me banking on you to flatten em out for me !! :upset:
Sorry mate, my iron hasn't got that setting on it
No "flowermanboobflatten" setting ??? Where the fuck do you buy your irons ? cheapskate !!!
So sorry its a Health and Safety thing, the only things i know that flattens em are age and gravity
Sex God
Quote by SinSi
Nah, Flowers we know you're a big enough tit without having to physically prove it aswell?! :giggle:
Awww fuck !! there was me banking on you to flatten em out for me !! :upset:
Sorry mate, my iron hasn't got that setting on it
No "flowermanboobflatten" setting ??? Where the fuck do you buy your irons ? cheapskate !!!
So sorry its a Health and Safety thing, the only things i know that flattens em are age and gravity
Yeh its a new fetish in the OAP niche. You lay down and a 90+ year old falls on your tits :twisted:
Sex God
I'll celebrate by sharing the stuff that's fallen down my cleavage this year...
A few bits of bread, some chocolate cake crumbs, a bit of string, an old boiled sweet, tapemeasure, a pen, a melted cough sweet...
Oh, hang on... that's the contents of my coat pockets. Whoops!
A few bits of bread, some chocolate cake crumbs, a bit of string, an old boiled sweet, tapemeasure, a pen, a melted cough sweet...
Oh, hang on... that's the contents of my coat pockets. Whoops!
Quote by little gem
I'll celebrate by sharing the stuff that's fallen down my cleavage this year...
A few bits of bread, some chocolate cake crumbs, a bit of string, an old boiled sweet, tapemeasure, a pen, a melted cough sweet...
Oh, hang on... that's the contents of my coat pockets. Whoops!
Stop tainting my memories of glancing (leering?) at your cleavage!
Casanova
Quote by essex34m
I'll celebrate by sharing the stuff that's fallen down my cleavage this year...
A few bits of bread, some chocolate cake crumbs, a bit of string, an old boiled sweet, tapemeasure, a pen, a melted cough sweet...
Oh, hang on... that's the contents of my coat pockets. Whoops!
Stop tainting my memories of glancing (leering?) at your cleavage!
You are such a perv...maybe that's why I like you :lol:
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
I'll celebrate by sharing the stuff that's fallen down my cleavage this year...
A few bits of bread, some chocolate cake crumbs, a bit of string, an old boiled sweet, tapemeasure, a pen, a melted cough sweet...
Oh, hang on... that's the contents of my coat pockets. Whoops!
Stop tainting my memories of glancing (leering?) at your cleavage!
Lets be honest Widey. theres as much chance of not catching a glance at LG's chest as there is of getting the ferry to Dover and not noticing the cliffs
hwoar: Sex God
Cleavage? That's near Hatfield isn't it?
