Just been sort of half watching NTA.
You know - the "in the background" type of thing, while "she" highjacked my 'puta.
They've just done a small feature on Coronation Street.
This wasn't shaown or mentioned, but it brought to mind my favourite all time line from Corra.
Stan Odgen " What's that smell ?"
Hilda "Woman, Stanley. All woman"
Always makes me piss when I hear or think of it.
As some know - I'm a massive fan of the smell (and taste) of woman.
So . . . . .
Tell me some of your favourite/memorable lines/scenes from popular TV programmes.
( :giggle: Giggling like a girl cos I've not done one of theses "tell me your .. . . ." type posts before)
If I log off now, I'm still here; but she wants it back
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Orgasminator
Rimmer in the Red Dwarf episode Polymorph:
Erm, I think we're losing sight of the real issue here, which is 'What are we gonna call ourselves?' Erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between 'The League Against Salivating Monsters' or my own personal preference, which is 'The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is 'CLITORIS'.
Erm, I think we're losing sight of the real issue here, which is 'What are we gonna call ourselves?' Erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between 'The League Against Salivating Monsters' or my own personal preference, which is 'The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is 'CLITORIS'.
Sex God
Loads of favourite quotes but im on a Queer as Folk kick at the mo:-
Roy has just rammed Stuart's car after spotting him kissing his son.
Stuart Alan Jones: What the fuck are you doing?
Roy Maloney: Fifteen! That boy is fifteen!
Stuart Alan Jones: So? The car is only six months old and you've still buggered it.
Roy has just rammed Stuart's car after spotting him kissing his son.
Stuart Alan Jones: What the fuck are you doing?
Roy Maloney: Fifteen! That boy is fifteen!
Stuart Alan Jones: So? The car is only six months old and you've still buggered it.
Sex God
When watching a snooker programme whislt a youngester
The commentator said:- for those of you watching with black and white TV's, the black ball is behind the pink ball!
The commentator said:- for those of you watching with black and white TV's, the black ball is behind the pink ball!
Quote by dambuster
Just been sort of half watching NTA.
You know - the "in the background" type of thing, while "she" highjacked my 'puta.
They've just done a small feature on Coronation Street.
This wasn't shaown or mentioned, but it brought to mind my favourite all time line from Corra.
Stan Odgen " What's that smell ?"
Hilda "Woman, Stanley. All woman"
Always makes me piss when I hear or think of it.
As some know - I'm a massive fan of the smell (and taste) of woman.
So . . . . .
Tell me some of your favourite/memorable lines/scenes from popular TV programmes.
( :giggle: Giggling like a girl cos I've not done one of theses "tell me your .. . . ." type posts before)
If I log off now, I'm still here; but she wants it back
Monty Python ........... No one expects the Spanish Inquisition..............
Bend it like Beckham...... Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes......
The Italian Job...... Its ok lads....... i've got an idea......
lol
equi-princess xxx
Black adder always cracks me up. One exchange that immediately springs to mind -
From Blackadder 2 episode Bells:
Blackadder visits Dr Leech to discuss the fact that he has feelings for his manservant. Leech has just prescribed a course of leeches.
Blackadder "You're really just an old quack, aren't you?
Dr Leech"I'd rather be a quack than a ducky. Good day."
From Blackadder 2 episode Bells:
Blackadder visits Dr Leech to discuss the fact that he has feelings for his manservant. Leech has just prescribed a course of leeches.
Blackadder "You're really just an old quack, aren't you?
Dr Leech"I'd rather be a quack than a ducky. Good day."
