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1) What goes in straight and hard but comes out soft and sticky?
2) A woman has two, a cow has four, what are they?
3) What is long, hard, wet, and full of Seamen?
1) A stick of chewing gum?
2) Legs.
3) Why a submarine, of course!
~Reese! surprised
P.S. Have I failed the test?! rolleyes
Well done now try:
1. What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
2. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
3. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
1) "Talk" (erm... social intercourse, that is).
2) "Fire Truck"?!
3) "Fork"!!
~Reese! surprised
P.S. Sorry, I'll stop now and let someone else play. :P
Beat be to it Reese, I'm off home now, have a great weekend.
Reese stop cheating by looking on the web lol
I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What?
Molly xx
Quote by DreamerHelen
nose?

beat me to it.. smile
Ok your all to good at these any one else got any good ones?
Molly xx
I get wetter as i dry......what am I?
Steve
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I get wetter as i dry......what am I?
Steve

Too bloody cryptic!! lol
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I get wetter as i dry......what am I?
Steve

A towel!
Ok try this one....What's black and white and red all over??
A mutilated nun.
Steve
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Ok try this one....What's black and white and red all over??

A newspaper??
Spot on!
(You're all right today Clare, I've got Mrs RSAB2 under control!!)
Mr RSAB2.
Quote by RSAB2
Spot on!
(You're all right today Clare, I've got Mrs RSAB2 under control!!)
Mr RSAB2.

Clares in a more chilled out mood as well so there won't be any fisty cuffs today lol :lol: