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Quote by varca
Have you ever used a Swinging or BDSM related word in a vanilla situation and then gone 'Oooops' redface and had to very quickly change the subject? :lol2: I was chatting to a work colleague once and he was talking about spending a lot of time on these social networking sites that are scattered about the interweb and I piped up with 'Oh you mean like Fetlife?' instead of Facebook!! surprisedops: He looked at me quizzically and carried on chatting. I would love to know if he was curious enough to go and look it up when he got home that night! :lol2:

You'll know if he does. LOL
(I would)
there has been the odd occaision the gob sets off and the brain catches up a bit too late.
out with mam aunt n uncle other week and they were on about david caradines death and how he was found with the ropes etc
gob pipes up 'oh he'll probably have been into shibari or summit'
uncle 'whats that then'
gob 'erm japanese rope tying or summit' redface
mam 'oh she'll have been to one of them parties'
gob surprisedops:
quickly changes subject lol
Quote by earthchild
there has been the odd occaision the gob sets off and the brain catches up a bit too late.
out with mam aunt n uncle other week and they were on about david caradines death and how he was found with the ropes etc
gob pipes up 'oh he'll probably have been into shibari or summit'
uncle 'whats that then'
gob 'erm japanese rope tying or summit' redface
mam 'oh she'll have been to one of them parties'
gob surprisedops:
quickly changes subject lol

I sooooooooo want to meet your Mam! rotflmao
The nearest I have got (thank god) is using the term 'vanilla' and then having to describe what I meant by not saying "you know, nothing kinky/fetishy/swingy"
:oops:
Quote by noladreams
there has been the odd occaision the gob sets off and the brain catches up a bit too late.
out with mam aunt n uncle other week and they were on about david caradines death and how he was found with the ropes etc
gob pipes up 'oh he'll probably have been into shibari or summit'
uncle 'whats that then'
gob 'erm japanese rope tying or summit' redface
mam 'oh she'll have been to one of them parties'
gob surprisedops:
quickly changes subject lol

I sooooooooo want to meet your Mam! rotflmao
The nearest I have got (thank god) is using the term 'vanilla' and then having to describe what I meant by not saying "you know, nothing kinky/fetishy/swingy"
:oops:
yea she's fab lol
numerous occasions being chatted up in a but and gob keeps saying things, then also saying straight after'oh you wont know will you, you're a vanilla'!
decided to leave the vanillas alone lol its easier
My none-swinging girlfriends (ie - friends who are girls) were most offended when I referred to them as Vanilla by mistake. I hastened to point out they were absolutely top quality bourbon vanilla with the little seeds in, which pacified them a little!!!
Races over to fetlife to have a look then makes a note in the little black book ..varca is a fet fan-might be useful when i eventually meet her lol
jw
Quote by Joewally
...varca is a fet fan-might be useful when i eventually meet her lol
jw

Cool ya jets Joe... I've heard she's rubbish! bolt
rubbish, but viscious!
lp
Speaking as a newbee, I'm confused as hell by this strange new language!!! So what does vanilla refer to???
Quote by Ovid
Speaking as a newbee, I'm confused as hell by this strange new language!!! So what does vanilla refer to???
... someone who is not on the same "scene", as you, whatever that scene may be.
lp