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Lost
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The little bar thing om the side under the avatar that tells you at what level your post count puts you - well its well out of date. Christ knows what the titles are or at what point they come. All I do know is that the last title 'Godlike' comes at a thousand posts. Well c'mon thats bloody feeble with some of the posters leaving that milestone way back in the 16thC. What we need are new milestones biggrin Great Idea or what. Cant be that hard to arrange now can it.
OK, so some new names for milestones then please folks. i have just two at the moment
1500 posts = Gobby bastard'
25000 posts = 'Please shut the fuck up' :D
Need more folks need more...
Unknown User
What about............... Do you ever shut up? lol lol
Dawnie
Sex God
50000 = needs to get a life :lol2:
Lost
Sex God
Quote by Ellieishere
What about............... Do you ever shut up? lol lol

Rarely biggrin
st3v3
Sex God
I'm liking this idea and its pretty easy to update, I've put a special one in for anyone with more than 4500 posts while more ideas come in lol
Unknown User
smackbottom
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
21323
All talk no action

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Unknown User
Quote by st3v3
I'm liking this idea and its pretty easy to update, I've put a special one in for anyone with more than 4500 posts while more ideas come in lol

I just noticed Steve..............very good. :lol:
Can I have a " I love Chelsea " one under mine pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease. wink
I would ask you for your opinion but I might not like the answer.:giggle:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by st3v3
I'm liking this idea and its pretty easy to update, I've put a special one in for anyone with more than 4500 posts while more ideas come in lol

Its taken me 10 minutes to stop lauging rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
That is so funny :giggle:
st3v3
Sex God
All back to normal now, but as I said earlier it won't take much to change, so lets have some more ideas.
Gufuncouple
Orgasminator
Our 6 penneth worth and 1 extra posting point credit lol
1st 10 posts - Newbie Scribe
11-50 posts - Apprentice Scribe
51-100 posts - Junior Scribe
101-200 posts - Experienced Scribe
201-500 posts - Expert Scribe
501-1000 posts - Consultant Scribe
1001-2000 posts - Shakespeare
2001-3000 posts - Dickens
3001-4000 posts - Agony Aunt
4001-5000 posts - Mills & Boon
5001-7500 posts - I'm waffling now
7501-10000 posts - On my 10th keyboard
10001-20000 posts - War & Peace Reader
20001-50000 posts - Need new fingers
50001-75000 posts - King of Waffle
posts - Forum Sage
1000001+ Forum God
vampanya
Orgasminator
:thumbup: Like those GU! lol
Funlovers2009
Sex God
Quote by st3v3
All back to normal now, but as I said earlier it won't take much to change, so lets have some more ideas.

Awwwww I missed it :sad:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Funlovers2009
All back to normal now, but as I said earlier it won't take much to change, so lets have some more ideas.

Awwwww I missed it :sad:
Me too sad
Good idea, Losty :thumbup:
Unknown User
Hiyas FB............not seen you around for ages, hope all is well.
Unknown User
He changed 'Godlike' to 'st3v3like'! :lol2:
Unknown User
lol
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Cubes
He changed 'Godlike' to 'st3v3like'! :lol2:

lol
Hi Kenty, I've poked my head in but not posted much, all is well thanks smile
Unknown User
Start posting again............and quick. lol
SinSi
Sex God
Why only Godlike? For all those ladies out there shouldn't there be Goddesslike?
anais
Sex God
Here's a few old threads regarding naming the rankings smile
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2404.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/18694.html
Im Edit: SinSi wave I agree!
foxylady2209
Sex God
Just checking
In edit - just over 3000. Hmmm needs work. biggrin
foxylady2209
Sex God
Hang on - we need to take timescales into consideration. Maybe there should be two ratings. One, as now, commenting on the total posts. But also another commenting on the posting rate. For instance, I've been here for just over 5 and a half years. So 3139 (including this one) isn't all that great a rate of posting. <<<<pause for mental maths>>>
Bugger it <<<gets calculator out>>>
That's about 46 posts a month - just about 1.5 a day. Not that I'm on every day. But you get the idea.
Now, Kenty (picked cos not a mod or anything) has 7672 posts at this point and been here just over 4 and a half years. With a posting rate of about 135 a month - far more than me. Definitely God-like in the posting stakes.
So, what do you think - should we have a post-rate score too?
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by foxylady2209
Hang on - we need to take timescales into consideration. Maybe there should be two ratings. One, as now, commenting on the total posts. But also another commenting on the posting rate. For instance, I've been here for just over 5 and a half years. So 3139 (including this one) isn't all that great a rate of posting. <<<<pause for mental maths>>>
Bugger it <<<gets calculator out>>>
That's about 46 posts a month - just about 1.5 a day. Not that I'm on every day. But you get the idea.
Now, Kenty (picked cos not a mod or anything) has 7672 posts at this point and been here just over 4 and a half years. With a posting rate of about 135 a month - far more than me. Definitely God-like in the posting stakes.
So, what do you think - should we have a post-rate score too?

I get about 148 posts a month redface time to shut up :giggle: