Quote by lilacgem
Dam! I'n not having much luck with my picsits a bit small
'story of my life :sad:
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Quote by lilacgem
Go on Dammie you might as well post the original size then :P
(Sorry about the hijack SuperDave)
Here you go Sweetie.
I've put the thumbnails up because I forgot to re-size 'em down If you want to see them in full teckincolour glory, click on them and they'll take you somewhere
Quote by dambuster
hey whatever- you carry on.....
Apologies SuperDave
But hey, look on the brightside. At least noone brought and Aardvark in here :giggle:
Yeah I count myself extremely lucky!
and it's keeping your thread at the top of page one
exactly......would never have made it to three pages either!
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i was so sick the day nurse Dammy came to help :shock:
id just bin in a fight with some whipersnaper in white an got me arse kicked :cry:
id just bin in a fight with some whipersnaper in white an got me arse kicked :cry:
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Quote by dambuster
One man's "look at me stuff" is anothers "fun, bollox and banter"
hear! hear ! look at me im Batman
thanx Dammy bin diein to get them out 4 ages
Quote by SuperDave
Now HLB- you are the sort of couple I would like to attract- so what appeals and what doesn't?
(I don't mean the obvious as to whether or not I look nice, just about the profile etc?)
May I ?
In general ? Not specific to you SuperDave.
Does . . . . .
Sense of humour, including being able (and willing) to laugh at oneself.
Self confidence (but stopping short of arrogance
)Not taking oneself too seriously (too often
)Good manners
Courtesy
Doesn't . . . . . .
The opposites of above
People swinging without the knowledge and support of their "other half" (not quite sure where "heat of the moment" fits into that - if at all)
But they are by no means exhaustive "lists"
We (both) don't quite agree 100% on all counts, but I think we're pretty close
:thumbup:
(Or - am I going to get my arse kicked, grounded AND sent to the naughty step
) Quote by SuperDave
Now HLB- you are the sort of couple I would like to attract- so what appeals and what doesn't?
(I don't mean the obvious as to whether or not I look nice, just about the profile etc?)
OK I've just been and had a look at you profile.
Firstly
As a single bloke on here I think pics are a must. (I know what you mean about protecting your identity, but there's no reason not to have a nice torso shot or a pic with your face blurred out).
When I'm looking through ads or profiles I always click the button for "profiles with pics only" and I'm sure many other people do the same so they wouldn't even get to see yours.
Secondly
You're married - I'm not judging, but I personally choose not to meet people who are cheating on their partners and I know some other people on this site take the same view. So this rules you out for quite a few people.
Thirdly
Your profile and ad text are quite short and in all honestly a bit depressing. It reads like you want sympathy for a crap marriage and doesn't say a lot about what you have to offer. With so many single guys on here, you're not giving people a reason to want to contact you.
Lastly
I personally like confident, bubbly people who are looking for fun sexy times. As it says in my profile, I don't necessarily have to have a lot in common, but I do have to feel a connection.
I know not everyone looks for these qualities, but from reading your profile I don't feel I know anything about you, your personality what you like, what you don't like etc.
Hope that helps :thumbup:
Quote by da69ve
3 pages of what though
"Look at me" stuff mainly
not feeling left out are you?
Whilst it is not exactly what I meant - it is still a valid point.... there is more than one way to alienate people.
And whilst there is indeed plenty of room for bantery bollox – it can become (still selecting suitable word) when involving a small group and allowed to rapidly multiple in a confined space
But that is a whole different thread
