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Neilinleeds!....just for you!xxxx

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I thought it time for neilinleeds to change his Adviter as its getting a bit dusty!............... so heres to you Neil! wink
Wait for it
nearly there
here we go

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Oh Debbiewebs your in for it now!!!!!
I already tried to get him to change it to a piccie of him biggrin But it didn't work :cry:
its neils twin lol worship
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Quote by BiPaula
its neils twin lol worship
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I've seen Neil in real life...
the picture's much better looking.
*goes off to blow up the picture so Neil can wear it as a mask at the next Munch*
:P :P :P lol :lol: :lol:
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its neils twin lol worship
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I've seen Neil in real life...
the picture's much better looking.
*goes off to blow up the picture so Neil can wear it as a mask at the next Munch*
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easy dont b nasty smackbottom ...thats my job :lol: ...u best do 2 hun ...just in case that 1 falls off :shock: ....dont want 2 scare ne1 :silly:
Quote by BiPaula
easy dont b nasty smackbottom ...thats my job lol ...u best do 2 hun ...just in case that 1 falls off :shock: ....dont want 2 scare ne1 :silly:

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2 it is then. :giggle:
Any idea where the lazy git is today? Mind it's only 11 o'clock so he's probably still in bed. rolleyes :lol:
Where you the girl sat on Neils knee towards the end of the night? How's the foot? I saw (well heard) someone stand on it and then completely ignore you. :roll: Probably had too much :beer: :roll:
lol ermmmm yeah that was me hun redface and me foot is ok ty smile ....its ok ill get him next time poke <tuts> rolleyes
I remember watching a documentary about Neil's family on channel 5 late one evening. You have to go back a few generations but the ‘problems’ started with his great great great uncle Orson Cart. (He was married to Patty O'dors)
now where is that pic of Orson
somewhere around here
you absolute set of feckers! i actually, just for a change, do something constructive, like mowing the bleedin' lawn, and come back to this!
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cheeky bastards. debbiewebs i'll forgive you tho . . . as for easy and kinky . . . :sparring: come on then if you think you're hard enough . . . duel have at yooouuuu!!!
passionkiss for debbiewebs and paula! it was that fecking paula started the big nose thing in the first bloody place! evil she is. avoid her like the plague trust me!
neil x x x x x ;-)
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww neil i aint that evil tuts wink lol ...i could start with the bicurneilinleeds bit in ere if u like aswell :P or u sorted ya bi side out now ....
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lmfao ....noooo thats his sister
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Oopps! we shouldn't make Neil mad............

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Neil already is mad ..........stark raving mad loon :loon: :loon: :loon: :loon:
lmfao ....noooo thats his sister
now go find his mum .......we need 2 slap her pmsl

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Is this Mrs Neil????

well she just might be if i knew where to find her. don't think the mouth to mouth's gonna work there tho eh? even at a 90 degree angle!
and paula as for you . . . all i can say is . . . .
<<< tuts >>>
neil x x x ;-)
o dear whip wouldnt like 2 b u when he sees that lmfao thats just 2 nasty ....but feckin funny
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oppsss 2 late lol rolleyes
no dont stop !!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
hey it's ok!
i have broad shoulders d'ya get it? broad shoulders? well i haven't have i? no? never mind!
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need to stop telling so many lies don't i kinky? twat!
neil x x x ;-)
someone mention a round? mines a pint! cheers! just don't expect me to buy you all one back ok! i am yorkshire after all!
the fact you have blatantly ripped the piss is neither here nor there!
<<< wanders off muttering to himself . . . . i'm sure JQL's avatar sizer is here somewhere . . . . >>>
neil x x x
must say i like that kinky wink keep the good work up hun :P
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BiPaula stop encouraging me, I was like this at school and permanently had the headmaster's slipper attached to my bottom cheeks!
I feel bad Neil. I’m going to make a donation so Neil can have the surgery done!
TAA DAAAAA!!!!!
hey kinky! don't you pity me ffs!
i'll have you know some of the girlies are quite intrigued!!! ((( think about it!!! eh??? you with me?? eh?? surgery indeed! )))
n x x x ;-)
Wow Neil - love the new avatar
I see you in a whole new light now - you sexy beast!
Fancy a snog?
Quote by neilinleeds
hey it's ok!
i have broad shoulders d'ya get it? broad shoulders? well i haven't have i? no? never mind!

Need broad shoulders to take the muscle that stops your weight of your nose pulling your head forward. :P
*easy makes a mental note to be nicer to Neil as he's got to share a hotel with him in a few weeks*
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*easy makes a mental note to be nicer to Neil as he's got to share a hotel room with him in a few weeks*

Is this for you both to explore your bi sides?
Aw Neil .
I still want you. ....... hump :hump: passionkiss
lolololol
alex!
only if the countess don't turn up!
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n x x x ;-)
i'll stop now. see my sig. bollox. ya know! :rotflmao: