Never Never Never Again!

22 Nov 2004

I have just experienced the worse thing in my life! :scared:
MR Debs did worn me!......but do i ever listen.........no!
o why o why didn't i! :doh:
I no it had to come!.....so i have been preparing me self for months!
so there i was dressed up for action!.......in one of those white paper jump suits that the medics ware when there is a infection in the hospital!
Nose peg on me nose!
One of those industrial cleaners in hand!
Theres me shaking................ there Mr Debs saying don't do it Debs please!
but it was to late!...................i opened it!
SCREAMMMMMMMM SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMM
I just shut the door straight away!.......ran to the nearest window stuck me head out to get some fresh air!
Bloody kids ........i managed in the end to over come my fears!....and enter that ROOM!
i am sure you mums out there no what i am taking about! rolleyes

Boy what a bloody mess kids make! mad

:x :x :x

22 Nov 2004

Debs... its ok hun.. I'm here... calm down!!!! :therethere: We've all been there. lol

(so I take it there's no chance of you coming and doing my daughter's room then?) biggrin

22 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
(so I take it there's no chance of you coming and doing my daughter's room then?)

:kissmyarse:
mind you i will come and do yours anyday! wink

:wink:

22 Nov 2004

i would gladly clean both of your childrens rooms if i was promised an exclusive view of your meet. rolleyes

22 Nov 2004

Quote by rudolf_uk
i would gladly clean both of your childrens rooms if i was promised an exclusive view of your meet.

hey now theres a offer hey xxxdevil69!.....mmmmmmm wink

:wink:
mind you do you think devel-in-part might mind! :roll: lol

22 Nov 2004

He'd probably demand to join in!!! :twisted:

22 Nov 2004

I usually find that a hand grenade is a quick and simple method of tidying kids rooms.
lhk
Kat

22 Nov 2004

Quote by KitKat
I usually find that a hand grenade is a quick and simple method of tidying kids rooms.
lhk
Kat

Well it looked like one or 2 had all ready been let off in there! mad

22 Nov 2004

do what i do debs
shut the door and ignore the mess
wink

22 Nov 2004

:shock: :shock: :shock: you meen that they don't grow out of this!...and will continue when they are in there teens! :eeek:
OMG OMG OMG Debs runs round in circles pulling her hair out!

22 Nov 2004

Confession: I am actually worse than my daughter!!! :shock: Personally I blame you lot for physically keeping me away from my household duties!!! lol

22 Nov 2004

My 13 year old is the scumbag from hell! His room is generally knee deep in filth and crap and stinks to high heaven. Body spray to him is a good alternative to washing too! So it was a huge shock on Saturday to find that he had decided to TIDY it AND use the dyson (I was afraid for my lovely dyson I went in and inspected the floor for living things and bits of crap that would hurt it!) It all became very clear when he later brought his GIRLFRIEND round rolleyes

Cue me demanding that the bedroom door stays open at all times, lots of paranoid creeping upstairs to check on them and embarrassing peeks round the door every 10 mins! He knows where my condoms are but I'd kill the little fecker if I catch him at it!
Please God don't let him get a teenage girl pregnant!!!! :roll:

22 Nov 2004

I am with xxdevil69 on this one, I am 32 and still havent grown out of untidyness!!!!!
Again it is all cos I found this place
wink

22 Nov 2004

Quote by oliveoyl
I am with xxdevil69 on this one, I am 32 and still havent grown out of untidyness!!!!!
Again it is all cos I found this place

HAH, after only 115 posts! Sorry you can't blame the Forum for your untidyness :shock: .
I'm embarrassed to admit.......................... I've always been quite tidy! redface

I'm sorry but there it is. When I used to share accomodation as a student, I used to get so pissed off because people never cleaned the kitchen properly. I know, clearly seriously dull person disease, & I've been a sufferer for years!!! confused

ops:
OK, I've out'ed myself. Anyone else prepared to join me in this bout of honesty, coz now I feel all alone
:upset: :upset: :upset:

22 Nov 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
:shock: :shock: :shock: you meen that they don't grow out of this!...and will continue when they are in there teens! :eeek:
OMG OMG OMG Debs runs round in circles pulling her hair out!

They wont grow out of it in there teens, as long as they are at home they will be a mess.
I may have left home but i am still messy, ask the GF!

22 Nov 2004

Quote by JudyTV
Where was you when I needed you for 3 years when I was sharing with three of the dirtiest and most untidy slobs ever known to mankind , me included at times.

By the sound of it............. glad I was somewhere else lol

In one house that I shared, as I was the only person to wash up properly, everyone else used to use my crockery mad

. After they had eaten (... on my plates) they would DIP the things in soapy water, but didn't actually wash them. So when I used my gear it would be running in grease & food stains.
..... So I washed up BEFORE as well as AFTER eating.
Please note I can be very lazy doing my housework.... (attempting to salvage some credibility confused

)

22 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
My 13 year old is the scumbag from hell! His room is generally knee deep in filth and crap and stinks to high heaven. Body spray to him is a good alternative to washing too! So it was a huge shock on Saturday to find that he had decided to TIDY it AND use the dyson (I was afraid for my lovely dyson I went in and inspected the floor for living things and bits of crap that would hurt it!) It all became very clear when he later brought his GIRLFRIEND round Cue me demanding that the bedroom door stays open at all times, lots of paranoid creeping upstairs to check on them and embarrassing peeks round the door every 10 mins! He knows where my condoms are but I'd kill the little fecker if I catch him at it!
Please God don't let him get a teenage girl pregnant!!!! :roll:

Just wait til your find the old "wank sock" - enough sperm to fertilise a female at 20 paces. redface

Teenage lads are disgusting, thankfully i am a lot tidier and show more decorum for my ejaculate - just use kleenex now lol

22 Nov 2004

Just wait til your find the old "wank sock" - enough sperm to fertilise a female at 20 paces.

Been there done that, washed my hands thoroughly after putting them in the washing machine!!!!

22 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
Just wait til your find the old "wank sock" - enough sperm to fertilise a female at 20 paces.

Been there done that, washed my hands thoroughly after putting them in the washing machine!!!!
What you actually managed to get the stains out - what were you using as detergent? napalm?

22 Nov 2004

I only buy black socks for him!!! They are still a bit stiff when they come out of the wash though ewwwwwww!!!!!!!!

22 Nov 2004

Well if your ever stuck for a hammer they may come in useful lol

23 Nov 2004

Quote by AndyS-NE
Just wait til your find the old "wank sock" - enough sperm to fertilise a female at 20 paces.
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:shock: :shock: :shock:
Thank goodness i have girls!
now you all going to tell me somthing about teen age girls!...............i no it i no it!
Debs holds her breath and waits! rolleyes

23 Nov 2004

Periods and pregnancy, isn't that enough to worry about?

23 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
Periods and pregnancy, isn't that enough to worry about?

naaaaaaa putting tham on the pill when there 12!
as for periods!.............. i will be glad as it shows you have healthy girls!.....................and they can wash there own bloody knickers :giggle:

23 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
Please God don't let him get a teenage girl pregnant!!!!

Older women OK then? wink

Quote by Debbiewebs
and they can wash there own bloody knickers

Sorry - they just nick Mum's best ones. :roll:
lhk