Never say never again!

4 Jul 2007

We've all said at some point 'I'll never do that again'! whether it be getting riproaringly drunk, smoking too much or just making a complete twat of yourself at the work's Xmas knees up.
Now, I've noticed as I've gotten older ( not so much wiser though confused

) that I've made decisions NOT to do something again and, by Jiminy, I'll stick to it! I've decided I'll never:
get married again
get so drunk I'm sick the next day :gagged: or worst still, not remember what a brill time I had the night before :giggle:
stick my head in the sand and pretend shit doesn't happen around me evil

let any man control my life again
live with anyone again :shock: bolt

On the plus side I'll never:
forget how much I love my family
forget how important my friends are in my life
take my health for granted
regret anything I've done since joining this lifestyle biggrin

What about you?

4 Jul 2007

Well i'll never again..............
Settle for a job i dont like or dont enjoy.
Sleep with someone i dont fancy.
Wear a mini skirk ( unless im dressed as a school girl).
Get so drunk i wake up next to a monster or not remember any thing from the night before.
Dye my hair.
But i will always........
Shag men and women.
Enjoy life.
Smile.
Love my family and friends.
Not wasted a single momment worried about what people think of me. biggrin

4 Jul 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Never say never again!

Cooooowell! biggrin

When we gonna do the bouncy bouncy thing?

4 Jul 2007

I will never throw cauliflower cheese over the fence for the chickens any more confused

Not being the best of throwers, I had to walk into the office with cauliflower cheese all down my leg and on my crocs sad

I will never get out my office chair without holding onto the wooden shelving. Cos if I do, me, the cat, the dog and anything else I care to touch, get electrocuted evil

4 Jul 2007

Quote by Missy
I will never throw cauliflower cheese over the fence for the chickens any more
Not being the best of throwers, I had to walk into the office with cauliflower cheese all down my leg and on my crocs
I will never get out my office chair without holding onto the wooden shelving. Cos if I do, me, the cat, the dog and anything else I care to touch, get electrocuted

You have crocs? and you take them for walks? :shock:
I will never get married again,I concur with that one.
I also say I will never take anyone I care about for granted again either,easier said than done sometimes.
>must try harder on that one<
not sure about anything else yet :?

4 Jul 2007

for sure I am never going to do that thing with the roman candle and the lube again..oh no...never ever..got that!
lp

4 Jul 2007

I will never, EVER adjust the seat of the works pool car whilst driving up a steep hill - I didn't loose control but the controls lost me ffs!
Another thing never to do again is let Sassy navigate!
Sass-nav is shite!!! ....... she's gonna kiiiiiill me for that! ... bolt

4 Jul 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
for sure I am never going to do that thing with the roman candle and the lube again..oh no...never ever..got that!
lp

methinx you doth protest too much :twisted:

4 Jul 2007

Quote by Warmer
for sure I am never going to do that thing with the roman candle and the lube again..oh no...never ever..got that!
lp

methinx you doth protest too much :twisted:
please try to be a little more gentle next time though eh?
and read the blasted instructions.... it's surely supposed to point away!!!
lp

4 Jul 2007

Several times in the last few weeks I've said 'Never say 'never''.
So I don't suppose I can say I'll never do something again.
Having said that there are things I'll never do! confused

Fookin''ell someone grab t'shovel.
I'd never deceive Angelica - that is so alien to what underpins swinging.
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4 Jul 2007

I will never drink more than 2 alcoholic drinks again sad

4 Jul 2007

Quote by Dawnie
I will never drink more than 2 alcoholic drinks again

Ok!! what have you done with Dawnie cos there is no way she would say that,there must be a pod quivering in her garden and a lookalike has taken her place wink

Please release the real Dawnie at once or feel Woo's wrath rolleyes

Woo

4 Jul 2007

Quote by woohoo
feel Woo's wrath

Now that could be fun :giggle:

4 Jul 2007

Quote by Dawnie
feel Woo's wrath

Now that could be fun :giggle:
As long as youre not full of electricity like Missy ffs :eeek:
Woo

4 Jul 2007

Quote by woohoo
feel Woo's wrath

Now that could be fun :giggle:
As long as youre not full of electricity like Missy ffs :eeek:
Woo
No, I'm full of mischief :rascal:

4 Jul 2007

Quote by Dawnie
I will never drink more than 2 alcoholic drinks again

Thats 2 at a time of course dunno

5 Jul 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
I will never drink more than 2 alcoholic drinks again

Thats 2 at a time of course dunno

Yes :doh:
I was tired last night and should have worded my post better redface

5 Jul 2007

Quote by Daihappy
I will never, EVER adjust the seat of the works pool car whilst driving up a steep hill - I didn't loose control but the controls lost me ffs!
Another thing never to do again is let Sassy navigate!
Sass-nav is shite!!! ....... she's gonna kiiiiiill me for that! ...

You are SO gonna get it for that evil

5 Jul 2007

Quote by woohoo
I will never drink more than 2 alcoholic drinks again

Ok!! what have you done with Dawnie cos there is no way she would say that,there must be a pod quivering in her garden and a lookalike has taken her place wink

Please release the real Dawnie at once or feel Woo's wrath rolleyes

Woo
:shock: I've never heard it called that before??

5 Jul 2007

I'm never going to have sex again! :angel:
I'm certainly never planning to have any alcohol again - 3 weeks 2 days and counting!

5 Jul 2007

not jumping on any bandwagon here but I too would never get married again
... because the divorce would cost me too much in the first place
... oh and cos I love her xxxxmrs cukxxxxx