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New and shy.... gudance needed....

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Unknown User
I am very new to this scene and am a forum virgin as well as a swinger virgin. redface How does one get involved? I have tried to pluck up the courage several times and now thought I might as well post something here for some friendly advice and see where it takes me?
I am 25 single straight guy and I assume I am not alone so what would be the best way to get involved being single?
Thanking you in advance...
naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
Hi, and welcome to Swinging Heaven
I hope you have fun here
Join in with the posts, get to know people, and more importantly, get people to know YOU
You need time to build up friendships here, and maybe attend some Munches to meet people in person
Anyway, hope you enjoy yourself here, most people are loadsa fun
Unknown User
Thanking you... I aim to do that.
Thanks for the advice. Very much appreciated
Unknown User
and sorry what is a 'munch'
Sorry being naive! smile
naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
Quote by esantos
and sorry what is a 'munch'
Sorry being naive! smile

No need to apologise
Have a look at this link
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Hiya Esantos :welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
You've taken the first step by introducing yourself :thumbup:
There are lots of single guys here so you will have to put the effort in.
As naked cleaner has said join in on the forum so people get to know you and then think about putting you name down for some of the social events and munches.
Most importantly enjoy yourself wink
Unknown User
Thanks you guys are brilliant and seem very friendly... That's a load of my mind. And yeah I can imagine that competition is rife for single guys but I am going to let my charm, dashing good sense of humour provail.... Honestly I am in trouble aren't I?!?
;)
Thanking you both. For this
davej
Sex God
Hi Esantos,
Just hold my hand and I will guide you through
that sounds like a song.....
:karaoke: just hold my hand and I will guide you through
:karaoke: this maze thats forum life.......:karaoke:
You know you can trust me to steer you on the right track...... wink
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Oh Esantos
1 last thing I forgot to mention....
Avoid the pineaple!!!!!
He can't be trusted!!!! bolt
Unknown User
noted you both good pinapple bad!!!
Ta biggrin
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Your a fast learner :thumbup:
I'm sure you'll fit it well round here!
Unknown User
Then I hope so... wink
Do you have any other tips?
davej
Sex God
dont take a duck into the mountains as a yodelling partner their quack has no echo :smug:
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Don't sit down with eggs in your pocket (stolen from Carrieann)
Unknown User
all noted!!! Don't be into the wind is another!!
davej
Sex God
Quote by esantos
all noted!!! Don't be into the wind is another!!

I'm guessing thats a typo esantos and your right ,pissin into the wind isnt a good idea, but niether is pissin all over my duck, he might be shit at yodelling, but thats no reason to piss on him. So its not just pissin into the wind, its also.......avoid the duck :smug:
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Quote by davej
all noted!!! Don't be into the wind is another!!

I'm guessing thats a typo esantos and your right ,pissin into the wind isnt a good idea, but niether is pissin all over my duck, he might be shit at yodelling, but thats no reason to piss on him. So its not just pissin into the wind, its also.......avoid the duck :smug:
Where did the duck come into it? dunno
You don't half talk some rubbish bolt
Unknown User
you're right mind on other things...
You must be happy with your duck to give it some special favours is it close to you?
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Quote by esantos
you're right mind on other things...
You must be happy with your duck to give it some special favours is it close to you?

:laughabove: :laughabove:
davej
Sex God
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Where did the duck come into it? dunno
You don't half talk some rubbish bolt

Keep up HLB, the duck came from the eggs that were in you pocket but then took out cos its dangerous to sit down with em in there.......
:doh: ...sheesh some people.
Esantos the duck is special, its from a duck rescue centre that took in the eggs that were in HLB's pocket and was mistreated once hatched, by being placed in a pen down wind of people pissin. Weve called it Tiddles, not common for a duck, but appropriate in the circumstances.
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Quote by davej

Where did the duck come into it? dunno
You don't half talk some rubbish bolt

Keep up HLB, the duck came from the eggs that were in you pocket but then took out cos its dangerous to sit down with em in there.......
:doh: ...sheesh some people.
Esantos the duck is special, its from a duck rescue centre that took in the eggs that were in HLB's pocket and was mistreated once hatched, by being placed in a pen down wind of people pissin. Weve called it Tiddles, not common for a duck, but appropriate in the circumstances.
You really are a nutter loon
Chief_Kaiser
Sexpert
I think he must have eaten some yellow snow when he took his duck into the mountains to go yodelling
davej
Sex God
I dont eat snow of any colour, I am well aware of where snow comes from and whilst it is well suited to being run over by people with bits of wood strapped to their feet, it would be illl advisable to make a meal of it.