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Quote by The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
(I'm an attached early-days bi-fem....will I do?! lol)

Jaw just dropped!!! :shock:
How 'attached' confused: lol
:twisted:
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Oh my !! All this talk of floppy-ness !!!!
rolleyes redface :roll: :P :roll:
The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
Warming the Bed
Quote by the_magik_s
LMAO!!! I'm gonna look a right div as I pass through Wandsworth, looking out for magik's car and waving madly at the houses that look like they have no single bi-fems in them! lol
I'll get to my appointment with a floppy hand and a silly grin on my face!!! LOL!!!
biggrin
(I'm an attached early-days bi-fem....will I do?! :lolsmile

What about me?.. if i pass through seeing your floppy hand and your silly grin ,i will not be able to drive straight for pissing myself laughing. Then ill end up in some wall... also with a silly grin still on my face and floppy arms let alone a floppy hand.
Thank you, I just snorted up my cider!!! :lol: :lol:
surprised
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Quote by The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
Thank you, I just snorted up my cider!!! lol :lol:
surprised

Damn, and here are we with cheap bloody charlie !!!! :shock:
.... and you've got cider !!! :lol:
The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
Warming the Bed
Quote by nandslondon

(I'm an attached early-days bi-fem....will I do?! lol)

Jaw just dropped!!! :shock:
How 'attached' confused: lol
:twisted:
LOL....I have a fella who knows I lust after women...
:mrgreen:
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Thank you, I just snorted up my cider!!! lol :lol:
surprised
Haa Haaa.... bet that hit the spot!!. :shock:
The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
Warming the Bed
Quote by nandslondon

Thank you, I just snorted up my cider!!! lol :lol:
surprised

Damn, and here are we with cheap bloody charlie !!!!
.... and you've got cider !!! :lol:
Only the best, daaahling! :lol:
The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
Warming the Bed
Quote by the_magik_s
Thank you, I just snorted up my cider!!! lol :lol:
surprised

Haa Haaa.... bet that hit the spot!!. :shock:
LMAO!
I think I chilled the front of my brain with it!
:shock:
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Quote by The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
LOL....I have a fella who knows I lust after women...
:mrgreen:

Hmmm... we will definitely have to chat biggrin
Which bus you gonna be on tomorrow?
We'll sit behind ya !!!! wink
The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
Warming the Bed
Quote by nandslondon

LOL....I have a fella who knows I lust after women...
:mrgreen:

Hmmm... we will definitely have to chat biggrin
Which bus you gonna be on tomorrow?
We'll sit behind ya !!!! wink
LOL!!! The 44 :D
That would be funny, turning up at the appointment, giggling, dishevelled, looking like :shock: ....ROFL!!!!
:P
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Quote by nandslondon
Which bus you gonna be on tomorrow?:

Hmmm...let me think....
170...37...237... :twisted:
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Quote by The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
LOL!!! The 44 biggrin
That would be funny, turning up at the appointment, giggling, dishevelled, looking like :shock: ....ROFL!!!!
:P

Funny, but well worth it ;)
Hehee...
44 eh! Damn, you have to be pretty close to us !!!
The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
Warming the Bed
Quote by nandslondon

Which bus you gonna be on tomorrow?:

Hmmm...let me think....
170...37...237... :twisted:
Points upwards biggrin
And you are nearer to me than Wandsworth if the 237 goes near you! :D :D
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Quote by The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
Points upwards biggrin
And you are nearer to me than Wandsworth if the 237 goes near you! :D :D

Is your bloody surname 'Marple' ?? lol
;)
Well, by W'worth, we meant the borough of... smile
The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
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I could almost track it....and I'll bet you live in the same block as me, the way this is going! LMAO!!!
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Quote by The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
I could almost track it....and I'll bet you live in the same block as me, the way this is going! LMAO!!!

KNOCK KNOCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
Warming the Bed
Quote by nandslondon
Points upwards biggrin
And you are nearer to me than Wandsworth if the 237 goes near you! :D :D

Is your bloody surname 'Marple' ?? lol
;)
Well, by W'worth, we meant the borough of... smile
OMFG!!! LMAO!!! I have been called "Miss Marple" MANY times...but not for these reasons!! LOL!!! (it's another story, another part of my online life! lol)
The 237 runs down a road that is 2 mins walk away from me :D
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Anyone else grinning like a fool?
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
Warming the Bed
Quote by nandslondon
I could almost track it....and I'll bet you live in the same block as me, the way this is going! LMAO!!!

KNOCK KNOCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now I am freaked.... :shock: :shock: :shock:
Anywhere near Price's Candles?
The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
Warming the Bed
Quote by nandslondon
Anyone else grinning like a fool?
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

erm.......
YES!!!! :D :D :D :D
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Quote by The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
OMFG!!! LMAO!!! I have been called "Miss Marple" MANY times...but not for these reasons!! LOL!!! (it's another story, another part of my online life! lol)
Dont say it, you like a good murder right confused: :!: EEk!

The 237 runs down a road that is 2 mins walk away from me biggrin

Oh for gods sake PM us and put us out of our mysery, lol smile
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Bloody hell.. its gone 3am!!!!!!!!! :shock:
Night Night all... wave Im off for a wank and at least eight hours sleep wink
The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
Warming the Bed
Quote by the_magik_s
Bloody hell.. its gone 3am!!!!!!!!! :shock:
Night Night all... wave Im off for a wank and at least eight hours sleep wink

Night magik ;)
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Quote by the_magik_s
Bloody hell.. its gone 3am!!!!!!!!! :shock:
Night Night all... wave Im off for a wank and at least eight hours sleep wink

LOL
Night magik smile
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Well i may get 7 and half hours sleep.. just got glued to something on TV "the man behind the tan" ha ha.. Not good for my randy-ness mind!! :shock:
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Quote by the_magik_s
Well i may get 7 and half hours sleep.. just got glued to something on TV "the man behind the tan" ha ha.. Not good for my randy-ness mind!! :shock:

Ewww... kilroy wanking - yuck! lol
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Quote by nandslondon
Well i may get 7 and half hours sleep.. just got glued to something on TV "the man behind the tan" ha ha.. Not good for my randy-ness mind!! :shock:

Ewww... kilroy wanking - yuck! lol
lol haa haa!.. no .. ive not started yet!.. He's more fore-play rotflmao
The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
Warming the Bed
Quote by nandslondon
Well i may get 7 and half hours sleep.. just got glued to something on TV "the man behind the tan" ha ha.. Not good for my randy-ness mind!! :shock:

Ewww... kilroy wanking - yuck! lol
LMAO!!! that's gotta be desperation....
lol
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Quote by The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
Well i may get 7 and half hours sleep.. just got glued to something on TV "the man behind the tan" ha ha.. Not good for my randy-ness mind!! :shock:

Ewww... kilroy wanking - yuck! lol
LMAO!!! that's gotta be desperation....
lol
Call me fussy, but much prefer Trisha myself ;)
Haha!! biggrin