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hello, first visit to the cafe.
hola welcome to the forums :welcome: they`re a mad bunch....but ermmmm rather nice biggrin :D :D :D
thanks people, appreciate it.
ahhhh dave and sonia beat me on this one lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
:welcome: to :swingingchair: hope you have fun.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
daz
Hi natandh :welcome: hope you enjoy it here kiss :swingingchair:
Hello natandh
Welcome to the nuthouse!
If you would like to drop your coat of at the reception then pick up your straight jacket you can then come and join Sassy-Seren and me in the corner of the room gently rocking back and forth staring at the cracks in the wall :giggle: :giggle:
Shaz x
Hi natandh wave
:welcome: to the nuthouse, nice to see someone local on.
Dont forget to drop into the GFZ at the weekend, we're all mad in there loon
but its fun and the drinks are free :thumbup:
Ello natandh :welcome:
woteva u do... don't accept the offer from mik69 for a round of golf!! :eeek:
Quote by Pete_sw
Hi natandh wave
:welcome: to the nuthouse, nice to see someone local on.
Dont forget to drop into the GFZ at the weekend, we're all mad in there loon
but its fun and the drinks are free :thumbup:

Not actually in Bristol, we just put that on cos it's easier. He's in the Midlands and I'm in South Wales.
I'm not very good at golf.....could use some help putting this straight jacket on though.
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Hello natandh
Welcome to the nuthouse!
If you would like to drop your coat of at the reception then pick up your straight jacket you can then come and join Sassy-Seren and me in the corner of the room gently rocking back and forth staring at the cracks in the wall :giggle: :giggle:
Shaz x

Nice to see you natandh,
Only problem you'll find, is when the threads start to sound normal and make sense but by then it's too late. Check outisde for suspicious white vans parked on the opposite side of the road :crazy:
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Ello natandh :welcome:
woteva u do... don't accept the offer from mik69 for a round of golf!! :eeek:

NOW you tell me ! rolleyes
Quote by natandh
I'm not very good at golf.....could use some help putting this straight jacket on though.

I'm there ! :twisted:
Oops sorry, thought you said take it OFF ! rolleyes
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Ello natandh :welcome:
woteva u do... don't accept the offer from mik69 for a round of golf!! :eeek:

NOW you tell me ! rolleyes :shock: I guess you've seen his putter then :scared:
we are the all seeing ninjas :twisted:
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ahhhh dave and sonia beat me on this one lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
:welcome: to :swingingchair: hope you have fun.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
daz
:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
WARNING: WARNING: WARNING
:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
this is wot this place does to you after a while
:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
:welcome: :silly:
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:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
WARNING: WARNING: WARNING
:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
this is wot this place does to you after a while
:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
:welcome: :silly:

In that case I reckon I've been perving at hisandhers avatar for too long :crazy:
Hello u sexy little chickens
kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
No one warned me about needing chickens.
Quote by redpantherman
Ello natandh :welcome:
woteva u do... don't accept the offer from mik69 for a round of golf!! :eeek:

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: just because the last Newb has hardly been seen since my offer of a stint on the back nine :shock: Don't be put off natandh i'm really quite nice biggrin So a big :welcome: from me and I hope you enjoy it here as much as we do. kiss
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: just because the last Newb has hardly been seen since my offer of a stint on the back nine :shock: Don't be put off natandh i'm really quite nice biggrin So a big :welcome: from me and I hope you enjoy it here as much as we do. kiss
Thanks, although I get the feeling you're not actually allowed out. Is that shiplap or tonque and groove?
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Thanks, although I get the feeling you're not actually allowed out. Is that shiplap or tonque and groove?

Tongue in groove, only the finest for me :rascal: As for not being let out confused Your spot on, sure you've not met me already lol
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Tongue in groove, only the finest for me :rascal: As for not being let out confused Your spot on, sure you've not met me already lol

fairly sure, I never forget a shed. biggrin
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fairly sure, I never forget a shed. biggrin

I'll have to admit I like the sense of humour you pair have, especially the chicken pun :shock: give it a week or so and you'll be as bad as me :silly: :lol2: :lol2: Oh and welcome again smile
Thanks, my pair is flattered. But is just lil'old me, if Nat were here I'd have much better things to do, no offence....