Hi all,
Just thought we would say hello. We recently joined SH, after a while on some lesser sites out there.
So far really impressed, not so much the site, but quality and class of the members here.
Must say my favourite posts are of those about funny/worst experiences....
Naturally, must share one of ours first...
We went dogging last summer, and spent the entire night there in the car. During the night we had a few genuine doggers, a lorry driver or too (all only watching).. the Police came and went (quite reassuring actually).
At around 7am a van pulled up and a girl opened up the public toilets.... we decided to go for a quick walk and then drive home. My (Darling) Wife was swinging the keys around in her hand, the keys seperated from the key ring and vanished into stinging nettles.
Remember the toilets opened.... the site was now a full on Gay cruising site... what were we wearing???? MR a doctors blue scrubs and Mrs stockings and my thick dressing gown. It was a HOT day temperature wise, the place was busy as (gay)hell....
After about an hour we started to argue...
After 2 hours we were arguing with our shadows...
After 3 hours we peaked....
After 4 hours we were subdued...
At 4 and 55 minutes we phoned the owner of Tease 2 to come and get us, he jumped in his car to come and save us (what a star!!), I mean, who do you call if you get locked out your car at a well known dogging site????
At 5 hours of looking for our keys, stung all over from the nettles we found them... not in the nettles, but the side of the pathway we were walking on!!!!!
We phoned Stu and cancelled our rescue and drove home.
Looking back it was funny.
So whats your funny....
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Hello!Lovely to be virtually acquainted and all that.
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Hello :waves:
sort of new to the site, new now lol
Been here before but our journey's brought us back for more :-D
some of THE funniest times I've had have been while having sexy fun with folks or my other half.
Moments where you just collapse from laughing so hard.
One of the most memorable and that I'm willing to share ;-) was when after a fairly lengthy threesome, one of bed legs broke from under us and the bed was at a fairly wonky angle.
Now, it being in a hotel there was only one thing in the bedside draw that we could use as a propso that we
could, carry on having fun and also sleep through the night..............................
I've never been able to look at a bible again and feel sure I'll be struck by lightning sometime as retribution for misuse of a holy book :-o
there was also a time when an over eager playmate wanted to take some sexy action photos but kept dropping
his phone and almost gave me a concussion but that's a story for a different day lol
sort of new to the site, new now lol
Been here before but our journey's brought us back for more :-D
some of THE funniest times I've had have been while having sexy fun with folks or my other half.
Moments where you just collapse from laughing so hard.
One of the most memorable and that I'm willing to share ;-) was when after a fairly lengthy threesome, one of bed legs broke from under us and the bed was at a fairly wonky angle.
Now, it being in a hotel there was only one thing in the bedside draw that we could use as a propso that we
could, carry on having fun and also sleep through the night..............................
I've never been able to look at a bible again and feel sure I'll be struck by lightning sometime as retribution for misuse of a holy book :-o
there was also a time when an over eager playmate wanted to take some sexy action photos but kept dropping
his phone and almost gave me a concussion but that's a story for a different day lol
