Right then, it seemed to me that the bar has been getting a little crowded these days, so I've had some work done this week.
The bar is now about three times longer than it was; there are some nice comfy sofas and coffee tables; right down at the bottom there is now a jacuzzi (big enough for about 8-10 people) and a sauna. Oh, and between the sauna and there sofas there is a pole - just in case any of the ladies feel like entertaining us.
Upstairs (yes, there is now an upstairs) is a 'chill out area', very large, soft leather sofas - I might even think of installing some couches and perhaps even a playroom or two if there is a call for it (this is turning into more of a club than a bar!).
Of course, the larger premises mean that we will now need extra staff. Volunteers always welcome and will be interviewed personally by myself and Sappho.
Enjoy!
Will
PS This is starting to sound like the GFZ. Does anyone else remember that?
Are you going to turn the heating up a bit?
Which way to the massage suite and saunas? I need a good going over after all the garden work I've done today. ;-)
Absolutely, walk this way :rascal:
* Will flicks the switches for the jacuzzi and sauna and dims the lights as he leads Kaz through the premises. He notices her prominent nipples *
Hmm, is it cold in here or are you enjoying yourself?
Will
just come over here in the water.
Bearing in mind the jacuzzi hasn't been used yet I thik we should test it, can I get you a drink first?
* there is the sound of a champagne cork popping *
Will
Oh, no there is no need to go.
Ey up not interrupting anything am I ??.....pint of bitter and a bag of pork scratchings please.
You tryin' to get me in to trouble lass 'appen I only came in for a pint and a game o darts....nah weere's me arrers
'appen a simple northern dotard such as me sen dunt get what tha means wi all that innuendo
Oh Vody will you give me a rub down?
Sprinks powered and starts to spread over Vody's body
Glad to see that the clientele have been making use of the place in my absence.
Hmm, not much gone from the bar, but look at the state of the jacuzzi? :shock: :shock:
There's water splashed all over the place. Ah well, at least people have been enjoying themselves. I'll get a mop and bucket.
Now then, time to do some bottling up, England is in the World Twenty20 final this afternoon so we'll need plenty of beer (for me, at least).
Now then, it's not too early for a pre-prandial libation. Anyone care to join me?
Will
May I join you, a whisky plaese. Straight, no ice.
Glad to have your company. Malt, I presume? If you're drinking it straight with no ice then I think you deserve something decent.
Will
Thank you, malt yes, anything from the top shelf.
Cheers
lift glass
My father from Yorkshire, will that do?
What do you think Will?
Woooo hooooooo!!!!! :bounce: :bounce:
(I know it's a bit delayed - but I have had bedtime to sort out in between!)
England have wone the Twenty20 final - against Australia - and easily too!
OK, so I know that it's not REAL cricket (well, not in my book anyway) but, hey, it's an ICC final and the first one that England has ever won.
So, who would like to join me in a glass of bubbly - oh and a long and sensual massage to any lady who would like one! Bearing in mind I was playing professionally this morning (musically I mean) my fingers are nice and supple and looking for some flesh to caress.
Will :cheers:
Champagne and a little baroque fingering would be delightful Will!
