Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up afteryou are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
Any others?????
