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best not take any undergarment fashion advice from the slutmeister then
WTF???
There's nothing more to see.
Move along now.
HLB's away for a couple of days. Let it go.
Darkfire, Sarah and the rest ! ! ! Don't you even bluddy think about it ! ! !
Look, I'm blonde and pretty, I need things spelled out to me!
Quote by Vix
Look, I'm blonde and pretty, I need things spelled out to me!

Don't worry about it moiy priddy.
They're just taking the piss 'cos I got lost in cyberspace for a while.
But I'm home safe and sound now.
wanna borrow my "Supper Muppet" badge for a bit then ??? ;)

Be careful with it Neilnolongerinleeds gave me that badge... you have to do it proud! biggrin
kiss
Gem. x
As diticated by HLB who is currently on the phone to me:-
Advise for newbiees (especially for dumb camp blondes)
Never attempt anything technical without checking with TNH first lol
Other comments to follow tomorrow night, please watch this space,
Please make sure Darkfire, Sarah and others bump for me! :lol:
End of ditcation by HLB
Quote by little gem
wanna borrow my "Supper Muppet" badge for a bit then ??? ;)

Be careful with it Neilnolongerinleeds gave me that badge... you have to do it proud! biggrin
kiss
Gem. x

I don't know that I dare try to copy it, save it, host it and link it and then try to url it into my sig.
I'd prolly end up lost in cyberspace for a week, Gem.
Quote by Sarah
As diticated by HLB who is currently on the phone to me:-
Please make sure Darkfire, Sarah and others bump for me! lol
End of ditcation by HLB

Tsk ! ! !
That's more like something I'd expect Nora Battyto say.
bolt
Please ???? worship
HTF was it MY fault???
:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
Oh, and I get the reference..... thread locked. It won't work a second time - NUMPTY!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Mod edit: changed my mind - persuaded by the offer of free, unlimited and mindblowing sexual encounters so have -- UN LOCKED this thread so Dammy can have more piss ripped out of him.
Locking services on this particular thread now out to competitive tender!!

:happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by Jags
HTF was it MY fault???
:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
Oh, and I get the reference..... thread locked. It won't work a second time - NUMPTY!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Jags
As original author of this thread I DEMAND you unlock it, haven't finished making him suffer yet, for one of the funniest afternoons I have had for a long time......... lol
Quote by dambuster
As diticated by HLB who is currently on the phone to me:-
Please make sure Darkfire, Sarah and others bump for me! lol
End of ditcation by HLB

Tsk ! ! !
That's more like something I'd expect Nora Battyto say.
bolt
Please ???? worship
So, has dammythenumpty left the site already ?
Did anyone actually meet him ? ........... was he real ?........ was he a girlie pretending to be a fella ?
(that'll be a first ! )
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oiiiiiiii ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Stop it - I've had a bad, bad day; thought I'd lost my beloved SH and- I've got manflu ! ! !
Quote by dambuster
Oiiiiiiii ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Stop it - I've had a bad, bad day; thought I'd lost my beloved SH and - I've got manflu ! ! !

And your point is???
Get some man-tissues and stop sniffling into the site!
Quote by Sarah
As diticated by HLB who is currently on the phone to me:-
Advise for newbiees (escpially for dumb camp blondes)
Never attempt anything technical without checking with TNH first lol
Other comments to follow tomorrow night, please watch this space,
Please make sure Darkfire, Sarah and others bump for me! :lol:
End of ditcation by HLB

Not a problem :twisted: :twisted:
sorry Dammy, mate, but when I've got a hornylittleblonde giving specific instructions...well, a gal's gotta do what a gal's gotta do rotflmao
Quote by Darkfire
. . . when I've got a hornylittleblonde giving specific instructions...well, a gal's gotta do what a gal's gotta do rotflmao

I should be so feckin lucky
ya know, there's something really perplexing about being 'underage' and noooooooob rolleyes
rotflmao
Quote by Sexysteph
As diticated by HLB who is currently on the phone to me:-
Advise for newbiees (escpially for dumb camp blondes)
Never attempt anything technical without checking with TNH first lol
Other comments to follow tomorrow night, please watch this space,
Please make sure Darkfire, Sarah and others bump for me! :lol:
End of ditcation by HLB

Not a problem :twisted: :twisted:
sorry Dammy, mate, but when I've got a hornylittleblonde giving specific instructions...well, a gal's gotta do what a gal's gotta do rotflmao
Hehehehehe now this is what I call sister solidarity. :lol2: :lol2:
Remember Dammy you could always ask for a mentor save you making daft cock ups wink :lol2:
Steph kiss
Steph
Dambuster has been offered good advise all the way through this thread, the funniest thing was him relising he was locked out of SH this afternoon! pmsl
Quote by Darkfire
ya know, there's something really perplexing about being 'underage' and noooooooob rolleyes
rotflmao

1. Perplexing ?
or Comforting ?
2. Noob ?
I think you're waaaaaaaaay past the "noooooob" level
3. 'underage' ?
Didn't you have a birthday recently ?
I never was much good at maths
Quote by dambuster
1. Perplexing ?
or Comforting ? innocent
2. Noob ?
I think you're waaaaaaaaay past the "noooooob" level hoorah!! drinkies :
3. 'underage' ?
Didn't you have a birthday recently ? - yeah, my 29th !! :smoke:

poke
Quote by dambuster
I never was much good at maths
yoooo hooooo :rascal:
HLB wave
:twisted:
Just wanted to pass on my thanks to everyone who phoned/text/pm'd me and bumped this thread in my absence.
Thanks to the MODs for not allowing him to get the thread locked :thumbup:
I can assure you I have not let the side down and have certified Dambuster as a Honorary Blonde :giggle: