New member says Hi!

25 Apr 2005

Hi everyone. Check out the new profile.....Lets just have fun- Paul.... This definitely looks like a site that could be the start of some serious fun! Any suggestions on how to increase my chances would be great!!!! Am new to all this but don't let that put you off!!! 100% up for a good time!! Hope to hear from you all soon. X lol

25 Apr 2005

Hey just been searching around this site......Any tips on getting noticed pover the rest of the million guys on here!! Ad number273755.....south of england if that helps!!!

25 Apr 2005

Just keep on posting, and BTW :welcome:
John smile

25 Apr 2005

Quote by sven
......Any tips on getting noticed pover the rest of the million guys on here!!

Be really nice and do exactly what the ladies tell you!!!
:welcome:

25 Apr 2005

Thanks for the advice guys......guess as i am new to the site people will have to get to know me a vice versa first!!! Can't expect it all on my first night!!!!!

25 Apr 2005

Come on guys, help me out here......who wants to teach this new pupil!!! Always open to suggestions!!!

25 Apr 2005

Just tried the chat room....wwwoooooooo.....am missing something there....who is talking to who!!!! Will try another day!!!

25 Apr 2005

Hi Sven
newbie here too...any advise helps...got lost trying to get on chatroom!!!! redface

25 Apr 2005

I had a bit of trouble too. not really a techie!!! had to follow the first bit...user name and stuff, then i moved that window out of the way of the other instructions. Just have to type what it says really. Sends you a validation e mail then type in that code!!! A little complicated.....but what til you're in there......gets worse...not been that confused for a while. Hope to get the hang of it though!!! Nice to meet another newbie.....think at first most people think you are not genuine....everyone has to start somewhere!! Hope you get what you are looking for. X

25 Apr 2005

Thanks will do........think i will stick to the forum first. Work my way up to the chatroom when i know a few more people.

25 Apr 2005

Hi and welcome, say hello if you see me in chatroom
and i hope you have lots of fun here.

26 Apr 2005

:welcome:
Have fun!!!! smile

26 Apr 2005

Advice - well, broadly speaking. This site is for chatting.
Every now and again, people meet outside the site, and sometimes they really get on with each other and become friends. Then, very very occasionally, people end up shagging. Although, to be fair, it has happened that the shagging comes first then the friendship bit.
But mostly, it is just about chatting. cool

How to improve your chances. Chatting helps, if you chat to people, they get to know you, once they know you, they decided if they want to meet you, once they meet you, they decide if they want to shag you.
Oh, and listening. Chatting is two way and usually involves you spending at least some time paying attention to what others are saying, make sure you understand what they are looking for.
Thinking helps too - knowing what it is you are looking for, being clear about it when you talk to others. It stops you looking like you are just browsing the site mindlessly with your dick in your hand looking to pick up the odd bargain.
Self control is good. Resist the urge to post endless meaningless drivel saying "If only you were closer", "If only I wasn't working", "If only ....".
lhk
Kat
P.S. That last one is just one of my pet hates - I've no idea if it is a good idea or not! wink

26 Apr 2005

Ello!
There's a shop in Newcastle called "Sven Adult Books"...
Just incase you needed to know...

26 Apr 2005

Hi all again and thanks once again for the advice.....I am sure i will have many more thanks to give out as the advice flows in so bear with me if i repeat myself!!! Manners maketh the man!!LOL.........
So everyone has to start off sometime....its like at a gym all the Arnie types laughing at the 'weeklings'....well they were all one once too!!!
Well this is the start for me.......anyone recall how they started swinging..... i would be interested to know!! Any first time disasters?
Oh Sven's Adult Books......I had the name first........its actually part of my real name......a true viking!!!!

26 Apr 2005

Hi Sven...... hope yr enjoying SH... welcome to the madhouse!!!!! I started off in here and then went off to the Chatroom where everyone is just as friendly as here.. best of luck.
equi-princess xxx

26 Apr 2005

Am having a ball thanks....everyone is so friendly. Am sticking to the forum for the minute but hope to recognise and chat to a few of you in the room. Have a broken wrist at the moment, so typing is a tad slow....and no not that one........ its the other one if you were gonna ask!!!!..........thank god!!!LOL

26 Apr 2005

Just had someone i don't know add me to their msn messenger contacts......is it possible its someone from on this site or just a mistake. Is there any protocol for this sort of thing....should they ask first or is it just up to the individual?

26 Apr 2005

Quote by sven
Hi all again and thanks once again for the advice.....I am sure i will have many more thanks to give out as the advice flows in so bear with me if i repeat myself!!! Manners maketh the man!!LOL.........
So everyone has to start off sometime....its like at a gym all the Arnie types laughing at the 'weeklings'....well they were all one once too!!!
Well this is the start for me.......anyone recall how they started swinging..... i would be interested to know!! Any first time disasters?
Oh Sven's Adult Books......I had the name first........its actually part of my real name......a true viking!!!!

26 Apr 2005

Ah people just don't get my humour.....old cherie is causing some contraversy!!!! lol

:lol:

26 Apr 2005

aw I put that pic of cherie on just for u smile

As for MSN it's totally up to u although I prefer people to ask me first. If you haven't displayed you msn on your profile then it won't be someone from here. if you have an msn profile page and it's set to let anyone add me then that's where they're coming from. :)
PS... I've had vodka.. me thinks I'm talking crap now so I apologise *hic* :giggle:

26 Apr 2005

Quote by curious_catz
aw I put that pic of cherie on just for u
As for MSN it's totally up to u although I prefer people to ask me first. If you haven't displayed you msn on your profile then it won't be someone from here. if you have an msn profile page and it's set to let anyone add me then that's where they're coming from. :)
PS... I've had vodka.. me thinks I'm talking crap now so I apologise *hic* :giggle:

Aw I think I was the one talking crap....and i haven't had vodka!!! What does that say about me.......ok ok won't do it again...promise....just thought with the election and all that!!

26 Apr 2005

ah well I think Cherie's off the menu smile

Just like to add don't usually drink mid week but just sold our house and had no bubbly in so smirnoff it had to be drinkies

26 Apr 2005

Quote by curious_catz
ah well I think Cherie's off the menu
Just like to add don't usually drink mid week but just sold our house and had no bubbly in so smirnoff it had to be

Congrats on selling the house....a tidy profit I hope!!!!! Thank God Cherie is off the menu........wish I had never put it on now!!!....was only messing!

26 Apr 2005

thanks! yep very tidy profit indeed. Just a pity we have no idea where we want to move to pmsl
Know you were messing.. just winding you up! smile

26 Apr 2005

Quote by curious_catz
thanks! yep very tidy profit indeed. Just a pity we have no idea where we want to move to pmsl
Know you were messing.. just winding you up!

Wherever you go I am sure you'll be happy........There is a lovely island in poole harbour dorset for sale for around 2 million quid...........Should have a bit of change left for the moving in bubbly!!! lol

26 Apr 2005

Its all abit quiet here tonight......just tried to get into chatroom..........needs an hour long download by the looks of things......didn't need that last night!