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Hello folks. Totally new to swinging... always curious but never seriously. Now I am.
I have long known that sex is as much mental as it is physical, after all the brain is still the largest afrodisiac; turn that on and a human takes complete control of what was just a physical need to our ancestors. I am primarily here looking for intelligent couples/any who also like sex to be more than just lovemaking with your life partner, who can also get fulfillment from new circumstances, unshackled from their emotions.
I am not VWE or WE, I think I have 5.5" cock. bit more when throbbing with imminency. So I know a lot of people on here want 9" or more, singles or husbands sharing wives. So, whilst Im a gregarious, attentive, thorough lover, I am not promoting myself as porn star volume. However, sex is great all the time, and having been around the block more than my fair share, I know gigantism of cock is not always the be all and end all to women.
What Im saying is Im here to pursue a lifelong fantasy - to watch other people fuck while im sitting wanking. If I get invited to join in of course Id be interested, but really I just want someone who understands where Im at and who might get enjoyment from a noob in the corner or joining in - entering the realm of liberated sex for the first time. If none of you can see your way clear to letting me watch just as a 3-some, then perhaps someone on this forum could suggest the best way to see what I want? Is there a swinging party regularly that doesnt mind the odd singeton watching? I have a fuck buddy at the moment who is leaning ever nearer this to. Id like to watch her fuckd by a large cock.
In my ideal world I would like to watch and maybe partake, while a husband watches too. Expecially interested in roleplay between a 40+ lady and a young 18-21 lad, snd hsppily sit there with him. Or, any single women of maturer years that is looking for a young man to fuck, again, I would be amazed to watch.
Im a little bit wary of putting a face shot on profile, although I guess everyone here is in the same boat, but if you want to see a cheeky knowing smile, for a short, smart, funny,highly stimulated fellow hedonist, email me on ****************
So much more to say, but wont. Please guys, I joined here a week a go, and no-one seems to want a voyeur when I did ads or on profile?!?!?!?! Help.
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Hey, I'm going to move this over to The Cafe where it'll get more attention.
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Hey, I'm going to move this over to The Cafe where it'll get more attention.

Oooooo you're a mod!
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Hey, I'm going to move this over to The Cafe where it'll get more attention.

Oooooo you're a mod!
. . and I always thought mods were strange people who rode about on motor scooters in the days of my youth.
Plim wink lol
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Hello folks. Totally new to swinging... always curious but never seriously. Now I am.
I have long known that sex is as much mental as it is physical, after all the brain is still the largest afrodisiac; turn that on and a human takes complete control of what was just a physical need to our ancestors. I am primarily here looking for intelligent couples/any who also like sex to be more than just lovemaking with your life partner, who can also get fulfillment from new circumstances, unshackled from their emotions.
I am not VWE or WE, I think I have 5.5" cock. bit more when throbbing with imminency. So I know a lot of people on here want 9" or more, singles or husbands sharing wives. So, whilst Im a gregarious, attentive, thorough lover, I am not promoting myself as porn star volume. However, sex is great all the time, and having been around the block more than my fair share, I know gigantism of cock is not always the be all and end all to women.
What Im saying is Im here to pursue a lifelong fantasy - to watch other people fuck while im sitting wanking. If I get invited to join in of course Id be interested, but really I just want someone who understands where Im at and who might get enjoyment from a noob in the corner or joining in - entering the realm of liberated sex for the first time. If none of you can see your way clear to letting me watch just as a 3-some, then perhaps someone on this forum could suggest the best way to see what I want? Is there a swinging party regularly that doesnt mind the odd singeton watching? I have a fuck buddy at the moment who is leaning ever nearer this to. Id like to watch her fuckd by a large cock.
In my ideal world I would like to watch and maybe partake, while a husband watches too. Expecially interested in roleplay between a 40+ lady and a young 18-21 lad, snd hsppily sit there with him. Or, any single women of maturer years that is looking for a young man to fuck, again, I would be amazed to watch.
Im a little bit wary of putting a face shot on profile, although I guess everyone here is in the same boat, but if you want to see a cheeky knowing smile, for a short, smart, funny,highly stimulated fellow hedonist, email me on ****************
So much more to say, but wont. Please guys, I joined here a week a go, and no-one seems to want a voyeur when I did ads or on profile?!?!?!?! Help.
*MOD EDIT* Please do not post personal contact details on the open forum. It's safer to use the site Private Message (PM) system instead.

Ok....1 week??????????????????????? look hunny I can honestly say, you need to learn patience.
People need to get to know you, to trust you, and to like you. I have been registered with this sight since...2004? 2005? not sure cos my avatar has disappeared as I type. I disappeared for 4 years, adn only recently came back. never met anyone my first year here,and I fully expect it to be a year before I even think about it this time round... It's exactly the same as any social situation. If you want to watch people at it, do a search for porn.. If you want to have a connection with the people you are watching, give it time!
Sorry if I a being a bitch, but hell!!!!!!!!!!!!banghead
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Wow !!!!! A real old school SH welcome to the forums !!!
Nice !!

<don't rant often but... sorry all, I'll go back into my box and put on a gag..... :twisted:
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i got laid in my first week.

You came out of a chickens bum? :shock: blink
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:giggle:
I just felt it was one of the best written...."I`ve been here a week and haven`t had shag" threads that I`ve seen.
And as he actually called himself naive in the title, it only seemed fair to cut him some slack !! lol

I think I have learnt something about myself gagged in my wee box , Im not a very tolerant person when it comes to social graces. And should not impose my own values on others.....
So, what to do about it... I know.... :idea:
I have been on this site for over 5 years and in that time I have been shagged regularly, and probably met people from the site, just didn't know it. Have never arranged to meet anyone through the site and did not want to at the time.
I have watched far too many people get jiggy than is good for my DVD player, and wore out umpteen vibrating rubbery things. :sticky:
I have designed and made lots of things in leather for people (don't ASK!):gagged:
I am Single, Bi and Female.......... Have a thing about shoes, boots and underwear... don't think I'm that bad looking...
So, do I have couples banging down my door? Any Single guys looking for a mate to have a laugh with? No I don't, ..... Can I have my money back? :rascal:
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I think I have learnt something about myself gagged in my wee box , Im not a very tolerant person when it comes to social graces. And should not impose my own values on others.....
So, what to do about it... I know.... :idea:
I have been on this site for over 5 years and in that time I have been shagged regularly, and probably met people from the site, just didn't know it. Have never arranged to meet anyone through the site and did not want to at the time.
I have watched far too many people get jiggy than is good for my DVD player, and wore out umpteen vibrating rubbery things. :sticky:
I have designed and made lots of things in leather for people (don't ASK!):gagged:
I am Single, Bi and Female.......... Have a thing about shoes, boots and underwear... don't think I'm that bad looking...
So, do I have couples banging down my door? Any Single guys looking for a mate to have a laugh with? No I don't, ..... Can I have my money back? :rascal:

Tell ya what .....pop round to mine ...we`ll have a shag and then discuss the refund lol
Woooohooooo result!
:bounce::bounce:
After all this time!!! and that was all it took?:doh:
Quote by flower411
Ask and ye shall receive ....

Right, umm,
what to ask for, what to ask for.....
I want to meet up for flesh to flesh contact, there will be no way of knowing where one body starts, and the other ends.......

OOPS redface a quick look at your profile Flower and thats not what you are looking for neutral
So .... how about I ask for a giggle? :giggle:
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Hmmmmmm .... tricky !!! You see....... some people I make giggle but others ...I just make their blood boil !!!

I make my own blood boil, perhaps I should ask for you to be the ref next time I have an argument with myself. See what the outcome is duel or smackbottom or maybe even innocent
rotflmao
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Hmmmmmm .... tricky !!! You see....... some people I make giggle but others ...I just make their blood boil !!!

I make my own blood boil, perhaps I should ask for you to be the ref next time I have an argument with myself. See what the outcome is duel or smackbottom or maybe even innocent
rotflmao
Tell ya what ......I`ll referee the next argument you have with yourself as long as I get to shag the winner .......
hehehe
yer on!
:evil2: