New Olympic Events For London

6 Jul 2005

There are unconfirmed rumours around that a number of new events will be introduced at the London 2012 Olympic games. These are to include 'Long jumping the dole queue", "100 meter burnt out car hurdle" and "sprinting with a nicked car stereo".
These are as yet unsubstantiated rumours but lets hope they are true as we might actually win something then !!

6 Jul 2005

Quote by sleazy
There are unconfirmed rumours around that a number of new events will be introduced at the London 2012 Olympic games. These are to include 'Long jumping the dole queue", "100 meter burnt out car hurdle" and "sprinting with a nicked car stereo".
These are as yet unsubstantiated rumours but lets hope they are true as we might actually win something then !!

i have a good one how about
lets post on the cafe when we are supposed 2 be at work!! lol

6 Jul 2005

Stratford currently holds the record for the muggers handbag relay (sorry stratford its not that bad really)

6 Jul 2005

Quote by Mark
I heard about the new events, 'wrapping up warm' and 'organised queuing' - we should cream the lot of 'em

Definately get the Gold in Queuing!!

6 Jul 2005

There has also been an addition to the weight-lifting section;
How much bling can you wear and still be able walk 10 metres (was to have been 100 but this was considered too impossible a task)
xx

6 Jul 2005

Quote by new2trot
There has also been an addition to the weight-lifting section;
How much bling can you wear and still be able walk 10 metres (was to have been 100 but this was considered too impossible a task)
xx

dudley will win that lol

6 Jul 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
There has also been an addition to the weight-lifting section;
How much bling can you wear and still be able walk 10 metres (was to have been 100 but this was considered too impossible a task)
xx

dudley will win that lol
but the smart money's on darlaston, baby bling-tastic!

6 Jul 2005

getting the taxi south of the water endurance race
the a13 sprint

6 Jul 2005

lets not forget the soon to be classic "sitting on bums instead of tidying up" endurance event..... I can think of one woman who would be in with a shot at gold !!

6 Jul 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
There has also been an addition to the weight-lifting section;
How much bling can you wear and still be able walk 10 metres (was to have been 100 but this was considered too impossible a task)
xx

dudley will win that lol
but the smart money's on darlaston, baby bling-tastic!
Tipton, cummon we gotta win the bling race our neighbours even got a blinged up dog ffs lol

Quote by sleazy
lets not forget the soon to be classic "sitting on bums instead of tidying up" endurance event..... I can think of one woman who would be in with a shot at gold !!

i don't find that funny smackbottom

6 Jul 2005

And what about the classic "fall asleep the quickest after sex race !!!!!

6 Jul 2005

How about the classic fall asleep during sex race :shock:
Or is that just a me thing confused

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6 Jul 2005

Or the even more famous
SH 3 metres sprint race .........
(get from the PC to the fridge in the kitchen and back to the PC with a can of cider !!)

6 Jul 2005

Quote by blonde
And what about the classic "fall asleep the quickest after sex race !!!!!

Isn't that what you're meant to do, unless there's something interesting on the telly of course....

6 Jul 2005

to give Londoners a chance, they should have
The synchornized Chavving event
Then there is the "not making eye-contact with anyone" marathon.
Followed by the "drink, binge and puke" competition. lol

why not have a "longest orgy" event?
I am sure we could submit a pretty decent team..... :twisted:

6 Jul 2005

Do I like the Idea of an olympic orgy team ??? do bears shit in woods ? where are the trials...sign up, christ i will pay for me place :P

6 Jul 2005

Well the Boxing is now to be bare knuckle-no rules and is to be held on Birmingham's Broad Street over two nights starting at 11pm. All are welcome, both male & female just so long as they are totally shit-faced.
I reckon we will have the gold, silver and bronze medals in the bag, training has been taking place every weekend for the last few years. wink

Matt

6 Jul 2005

And in London, the ever popular "How long can you last on a night out with a tenner" contest smile

6 Jul 2005

"The whinge about everything marathon".
The winners get compensation and counselling :huh:
dunno

:undecided:

6 Jul 2005

How about the 100m sprint in full bondage gear and 7" stilletos?

6 Jul 2005

How about the "Squeezing Five Hundred People Through One Door On A Tube Train While Completely Ignoring the Other Twenty Three Doors" event?
We're good at that. cool

6 Jul 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
"The whinge about everything marathon".
:undecided:

You could win that one hands down :giggle:

6 Jul 2005

Three legged race using handcuffs biggrin

The putting on of condoms :D
How far can you shoot your cum, usually for the men rolleyes

Ping Pong for the ladies, obviously without hands :lol2:
bolt

6 Jul 2005

Then there's the synchronized football hooliganism.
"Come n ave a go if ya fink yer pit bull's ard enuff"
And of course the White Van Grand Prix... no track, just send them the wrong way round Marble Arch and see who survives the longest. :shock:

6 Jul 2005

Push the swinger in a shopping trolley race :lol2:

6 Jul 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Push the swinger in a shopping trolley race :lol2:

Knowing some of the kinky bastards round here, it'll more likely be Push The Shopping Trolley In The Swinger! :shock: :shock:

6 Jul 2005

theres the paying for items over Â£2 with extremely small change event, i hear there will be a junior event for this too, open to children under 4 years old who have no concept of money at all.
I also hear there will be the 'how many parking spaces can be taken up by one car' event
similarly there is the 'maximum number of manouvers to turn around in a cul e sac'
the 'how many wing mirrors can a truck driver snap off on a residential road'
the 'first up with the brolly at the first sign of rain'
the 'best dancing dad' (I am world champion)

6 Jul 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Push the swinger in a shopping trolley race :lol2:

Knowing some of the kinky bastards round here, it'll more likely be Push The Shopping Trolley In The Swinger! :shock: :shock:
I'm willing, are you dunno

:giggle:

6 Jul 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Push the swinger in a shopping trolley race :lol2:

Knowing some of the kinky bastards round here, it'll more likely be Push The Shopping Trolley In The Swinger! :shock: :shock:
I'm willing, are you dunno

:giggle:
Depends which end of the trolley I'm at! :shock:
rotflmao

6 Jul 2005

Driving around the M25 during the rush hour.
(Thats a 3-day event)
Probably one we might see Equi-princess in lol