This is a link to a new photo ad.
It was set up by kinkyluton, but used both our names. When I read it I fell about laughing.........but a couple of the replies have been brilliant. Who can come up with the best reply.
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-274003.html
Dave_Notts
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New Photo ad on the block
Sex God
Dear Dave__Notts and Kinkyluton
I've just seen your ad on swinging heaven. I have a very out of control bush.... Do you boys think you can come and sort it out for me? Its attached to the wall at my back passage and really needs a good trim.
I look forward to hearing from you both very soon
Angel
:angel:
I've just seen your ad on swinging heaven. I have a very out of control bush.... Do you boys think you can come and sort it out for me? Its attached to the wall at my back passage and really needs a good trim.
I look forward to hearing from you both very soon
Angel
:angel:
Sex God
I've got a Forest that needs some help, when are you both free and do you come with your own tools?
john
john
Well we are deffinately not a single tree!!!!But a couple of shrubs looking to expand our group into a forest,Tried swinging clubs but get ignored as plastic decoration!
So a couple of tree huggers like yourselves is just up our avenue,maybe you could help us expand our group?
Safe sex a must!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't want splinters.
So a couple of tree huggers like yourselves is just up our avenue,maybe you could help us expand our group?
Safe sex a must!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't want splinters.
Orgasminator
I don't understand the ad. :confused:
I can't see the wood for the trees.
I can't see the wood for the trees.
Sex God
Im just wondering if your choppers are big enough?
This is a field I'd like to branch out into, but the ramifications worry me. Will there be damage to my Bellflower? It's all over the lawn. And I don't want logs falling on my Batchelor's Buttons. I just planted them. My garden is also on a slope, would you start at the bottom, and work your way up?
Due to copyright laws on the photo and the words "Chopper" and "Axe" the advert has had to be deleted.
So for those who have not seen the ad....................you never will now
But we did get some good responces.
The winner could not be sorted so a joint first prize goes to Angel_Chat & Pebbles.
Dave_Notts
ps The prize was a grope with kinkyluton.........he is tied to a tree just outside Luton so get there quick girls because he is freezing and it is forcasted for rain tonight :lol:
So for those who have not seen the ad....................you never will now
But we did get some good responces.
The winner could not be sorted so a joint first prize goes to Angel_Chat & Pebbles.
Dave_Notts
ps The prize was a grope with kinkyluton.........he is tied to a tree just outside Luton so get there quick girls because he is freezing and it is forcasted for rain tonight :lol:
Sex God
I think I have missed something.
and yes it did rain here last night
and yes it did rain here last night
