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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Quote by Dave__Notts
Hey what about a female Pope ?
This could have been somebody giving me a wind up.........but I am sure somebody would be able to research this and find out if it was true. Me, I prefer to be ignorant and just let it roll because I found it incredible and funny so never tried to disprove it.
I was once told that there was a female pope sometime ago. She had dressed as a man all her life. They never found out until she died. To stop this happening again, the new pope is carried into office above a floor covering made of glass where some of the cardinals look up under his robes and check if he has some meat and two veg.
I have no idea if this is true but I found the story funny..................and I could have fallen foul of a prankster as well.
Dave_Notts
If you have fell foul of pranksters then so have I, was going to mention the same thing..... I'll have to revert to plan B now.....
I heard that the BBC will be televising the Cardinals picking the next Pope.... It's going to be called..... Pope Idol....
(i'll get my coat....)
and i can't believe it hasn't already been mentioned...... come on!
Warming the Bed
Quote by mistress_sassy
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If he's successful, then you'll all have to kiss my ring <more snip>
oooooooh, go on then, bend over
(sooo surprised no one else spotted that one!)
Quote by postie
Hey what about a female Pope ?
This could have been somebody giving me a wind up.........but I am sure somebody would be able to research this and find out if it was true. Me, I prefer to be ignorant and just let it roll because I found it incredible and funny so never tried to disprove it.
I was once told that there was a female pope sometime ago. She had dressed as a man all her life. They never found out until she died. To stop this happening again, the new pope is carried into office above a floor covering made of glass where some of the cardinals look up under his robes and check if he has some meat and two veg.
I have no idea if this is true but I found the story funny..................and I could have fallen foul of a prankster as well.
Dave_Notts
If you have fell foul of pranksters then so have I, was going to mention the same thing..... I'll have to revert to plan B now.....
I heard that the BBC will be televising the Cardinals picking the next Pope.... It's going to be called..... Pope Idol....
(i'll get my coat....)
and i can't believe it hasn't already been mentioned...... come on!
Postie......... keep up !!!
We have done the Pope Idol thing.............. I think Cliff Richard won.... cant remember !! It could have been Shaking Stevens...........
Who cares ................................. lol
I only know it wasn't George Clooney...................... if it had of been, I would be a Nun by now...........lol
Warming the Bed
Blondeslave i hope this dont become a habit with ya 
You guys just don't get it. Catholicism is so now. If your ad here isn't working, here are some top testament tips for getting a girl:
1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours.
2. Find a prostitute and marry her.
3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.
4. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.
5. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife.
1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours.
2. Find a prostitute and marry her.
3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.
4. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.
5. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife.
Apparently Reese has very strong views on this
News
You never told me you were that much of an insider :shock:
Jas
XXX
TUESDAY VOTES CRUCIAL FOR RATZINGER
Tuesday's votes are seen as crucial in assessing whether Ratzinger can win the papacy. But both Reese and bookmakers said the German cardinal was slipping back.
News
You never told me you were that much of an insider :shock:
Jas
XXX
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger.
Benedict XVI
yaaaay woo hoo!
remember . . . you heard it here first!
which says . . . oh i dunno . . . sure the pope will be pleased though!
n x x x :P
Sex God
The funniest thing connected with this topic was the cartoon by Steve Bell in the Guardian showing the cardinals in their conclave, sitting around, all reading "What Pope" magazine.
Mike.
Mike.
Quote by manofmuchfun
gordon bennett....i cant belieive this?......78....an now pope?....how long is he gonna last?
(must be amarket in pope funerals) !....
soz.....my point of view !
Alan xxx
The theory is that he's NOT meant to last - they were all pissed off that John Paul II lasted so long. So, short and sweet it's meant to be.
I can't comment, I'm not Catholic and don't really care.
:shock:
Quote by Jags
gordon bennett....i cant belieive this?......78....an now pope?....how long is he gonna last?
(must be amarket in pope funerals) !....
soz.....my point of view !
Alan xxx
The theory is that he's NOT meant to last - they were all pissed off that John Paul II lasted so long. So, short and sweet it's meant to be.
I can't comment, I'm not Catholic and don't really care.
:shock:
hahaha..I'd just made that calculation myself, the Papacy is going to have more lead players than Dr Who over the next few years at this rate!
Could any Catholics enlighten us as to whether there is a good reason for appoiting such an elderly pontiff?? Was it like this prior to JP?
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
Apparently Reese has very strong views on this
TUESDAY VOTES CRUCIAL FOR RATZINGER
Tuesday's votes are seen as crucial in assessing whether Ratzinger can win the papacy. But both Reese and bookmakers said the German cardinal was slipping back.
News
You never told me you were that much of an insider :shock:
Jas
XXX
Eh, don't believe everything ya read.
~V.H. Frater D.S.L.L. (9)=
Quote by alspals
gordon bennett....i cant belieive this?......78....an now pope?....how long is he gonna last?
(must be amarket in pope funerals) !....
soz.....my point of view !
Alan xxx
The theory is that he's NOT meant to last - they were all pissed off that John Paul II lasted so long. So, short and sweet it's meant to be.
I can't comment, I'm not Catholic and don't really care.
:shock:
hahaha..I'd just made that calculation myself, the Papacy is going to have more lead players than Dr Who over the next few years at this rate!
Could any Catholics enlighten us as to whether there is a good reason for appoiting such an elderly pontiff?? Was it like this prior to JP?
Yes it was like this before.
It's a promotion thing... you have to be Priest, Bishop, Arch Bishop, Cardinal...
Can't be done in a day.
Quote by Vix
gordon bennett....i cant belieive this?......78....an now pope?....how long is he gonna last?
(must be amarket in pope funerals) !....
soz.....my point of view !
Alan xxx
The theory is that he's NOT meant to last - they were all pissed off that John Paul II lasted so long. So, short and sweet it's meant to be.
I can't comment, I'm not Catholic and don't really care.
:shock:
hahaha..I'd just made that calculation myself, the Papacy is going to have more lead players than Dr Who over the next few years at this rate!
Could any Catholics enlighten us as to whether there is a good reason for appoiting such an elderly pontiff?? Was it like this prior to JP?
Yes it was like this before.
It's a promotion thing... you have to be Priest, Bishop, Arch Bishop, Cardinal...
Can't be done in a day.
thanks Vix..but they managed to elect a Pope in his 50's last time...must be good for continuity to have some one thats going to hang around for a few years..they can implement policies and have a long term view. Benedict apparantly is a hard liner...I know many Catholics prefer strict boundaries, but wouldnt a younger candidate have been a positive, all embracing signal?? Ironically, a real radical step of electing a black, African Pope was quickly dismissed because African Catholics are the most right wing of the lot!!
Sex God
Quote by Reese
Apparently Reese has very strong views on this
TUESDAY VOTES CRUCIAL FOR RATZINGER
Tuesday's votes are seen as crucial in assessing whether Ratzinger can win the papacy. But both Reese and bookmakers said the German cardinal was slipping back.
News
You never told me you were that much of an insider :shock:
Jas
XXX
Eh, don't believe everything ya read.
~V.H. Frater D.S.L.L. (9)=
ha! now look! being in touch with the Secret Chiefs is NOT the same as being Inspired By The Holy Word Of God, so there!
:Pi'm quite sure the whole idea of a pope who might just die 3 months down the line never entered anyone's head! not like that has ever ever happened before? ;)
oh . . . and that Opus Dei? good them ain't they? :roll:
neil x x x ;)
Sex God
I don't know, but when I watched the news footage yesterday of all the cardinals dressed up in their gear, at prayers and all the rest ... I just thought how odd it is to spend you whole life worshipping something that might not actually exist ...
Yes, I know it's all about faith and all that, but it's just weird to me
Having said that, I often think the same thing about the job I do, how absolutely absurd and out of perspective it all is sometimes ... it's not like we're saving lives or anything
Yes, I know it's all about faith and all that, but it's just weird to me
Having said that, I often think the same thing about the job I do, how absolutely absurd and out of perspective it all is sometimes ... it's not like we're saving lives or anything
Quote by Sgt Bilko
An 18 year old Pope would be ............................................ erm, .................... interesting?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
especially if female?
Would make a tricky moral dilemma for how you should look at the Pope poster on the bedroom wall.
Yes... nooo.... oooo... but yes... I think i'd have to put some tape over her eyes to stop her looking at me.
