The alternative interpretation of results (tongue in cheek)
0-10 posts
"I'm still perfectly sane"
10-20 posts
"OK, so Im sane, but like strangers"
20-30 posts
"and the strangers seem to like me"
30-40 posts
"I feel warm when people reply"
40-50 posts
"I can quit this thing anytime I like"
50-100 posts
"I have quit this thing many times before you know"
100-200 posts
"Ok, so I still havent met anyone yet... I'm very choosy"
200-300 posts
"The trouble is... so are they"
300-400 posts
"You b'stards have to look past my unnattractive features"
400-500 posts
"I only came here for fun anyway, I never actually wanted to meet any of you"
500-1000 posts
"If I can't win a woman, I'll win the posting league"
1000+ posts
"Look.... it takes my mind off wanking ok?"
Addicts the lot of you!!! ;-)
I know we are, but you're joining the ranks, aren't you!