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Excellent, nice one Mark!
(Busy working on my java auto-poster now)....... rotflmao
Peter
The alternative interpretation of results (tongue in cheek)
0-10 posts
"I'm still perfectly sane"
10-20 posts
"OK, so Im sane, but like strangers"
20-30 posts
"and the strangers seem to like me"
30-40 posts
"I feel warm when people reply"
40-50 posts
"I can quit this thing anytime I like"
50-100 posts
"I have quit this thing many times before you know"
100-200 posts
"Ok, so I still havent met anyone yet... I'm very choosy"
200-300 posts
"The trouble is... so are they"
300-400 posts
"You b'stards have to look past my unnattractive features"
400-500 posts
"I only came here for fun anyway, I never actually wanted to meet any of you"
500-1000 posts
"If I can't win a woman, I'll win the posting league"
1000+ posts
"Look.... it takes my mind off wanking ok?"
Very good, Mark - analog, you always have to go that one bit further, don't you? wink I'm still laughing though boink
I kinda like being a 'Heavenly Helper'... makes me sound like a fluffy little kitten. biggrin biggrin biggrin
I know we are, but you're joining the ranks, aren't you!
Heavenly Helper, Fluffy kitten. Aaaaah, Lovely. Could we abbreviate that to Heavenly Fluffers? wink
Mal