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Lets start the day off with a new thread
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Fred
ok Im in ,looks random enough for me
morning Fred trust you are well lol
Puppies on toast.
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Puppies on toast.

Not putting my puppies on toast :shock:
Dawn :silly:
thats the spirit
my shag is missing incidentaly lol
anything to do with the puppies,. is that why we are making welshdogbit
Quote by warwick
my shag is missing incidentaly lol

I don't have it, no shags here this morning dunno
Dawn :silly:
Seems to be a local shotage Dawn
ponders what to do rolleyes
any ideas matey :idea:
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Puppies on toast.

Not putting my puppies on toast :shock:
Dawn :silly:
What about simply forgetting the toast and smearing them with honey?
That sounds like a fantastic breakfast to start the day with.
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Actually, I can think of one thing to eat which would be a better way to start the day...
Lava bread with them is very nice lol
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Gone to find the centre ? ,
The centre of my Soul,
Gone to find the centre ?,
Away from Rock-n-Roll.
And from Puppy Pie
Fred = I started , now i'll finish
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lol
i heard guinea pigs are rather tasty fried and served with chips cool
Quote by warwick
thats the spirit
my shag is missing incidentaly lol

confused: is it the one i had on monday night in the car :? :?: :uhoh: dunno :confused:
sexyann
Bet it was not as comfy as my van though wink
I had Shag last night = Found grandads old Tobaco Pouch and Pipe
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Fred
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sexyann
Bet it was not as comfy as my van though wink
I had Shag last night = Found grandads old Tobaco Pouch and Pipe
:arrow:
Fred

Well the steering wheel did get in the way abit lol good job i,m small
:happy: hump blink
Never mind the steering wheel Ann - theres a bloke on another thread who wants to have sex on the phone - rather difficult and uncomfy I'd have thought having a typical BT handset underneath you and shagging it - sometimes its TOO kinky on here for me!
:shock:redface rolleyes
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Never mind the steering wheel Ann - theres a bloke on another thread who wants to have sex on the phone - rather difficult and uncomfy I'd have thought having a typical BT handset underneath you and shagging it - sometimes its TOO kinky on here for me!
:shock:redface rolleyes

Do you know i often wondered how that was done confused thought i was missing out on something :?: :?
And YOU'D be dressed up as a Policewoman or a girl - with heat lumps!
Don't let your other half see this thread Ann - and be careful walking past any phones in the house ok? redface
Maybe it's with the rise in mobile phones with vibrate alerts, could be fun to store it in my knickers instead of my pocket biggrin
MQ - I bet you're not the first to think of that one - and its proof that phone sex IS possible and easy to do - even while out shopping! :shock:
Its typical of here that we've opened up a debate about phone sex - but not ON the thread about phone sex! lol
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Maybe it's with the rise in mobile phones with vibrate alerts, could be fun to store it in my knickers instead of my pocket biggrin

lol :lol: my friends and i put our phones in our pockets and take it in turn to ringeach other :lol: i wonder who thought of vibrating phones :happy: dunno :haha:
LOL SOMEBODY CALL ME NOW!!!!! biggrin :D :D :D :D
There is a game available for the Playstation 2 called Rez.
If you're playing well you can get quite a good rythm going on the vibrating controller. I have read stories of the game, with some controller/sensory modifcations, being used by women! lol
biggrin :D
Mobile Phones=
not like tho old days of "Press Button B " and get your money back.
:D
Fred
Those old red phone boxes were fine places to take ones beloved for a bit of a snog - with optional spiders webs - and slugs!
They were also convenient public toilets too!
Sorry Flirty, didn't feel a thing!!! lol wink
Oh MQ - what can I say - I dialled your number,999 - that is the correct number yes? - and I gave you my best shot!
Oi! :shock: No wonder it was so smelly in those old red phone boxes!
So that's why they always stunk sad
No but I did Flirty wink