Took Vodka babe to Cupids her first time
Went to a NE Munch
Went dogging
Had a row with my MP
thats all I can think of for one time only things well recent anyway
* Stopped smoking for the sake of my health
*Had a text message from Paris
*Been to a Munch - NE or otherwise
*Chosen to walk in the rain when I could've had a lift
Can't think of a 5th one, sorry. My life's just too uneventful.
1 bought a DIY book and thought I can do that
2 knicked ex's plumbing tools
3 put in a new kitchen sink
4 flooded kitchen
5 shaged the emergancy plumber :twisted:
OK here are mine
1. Won a car! :shock: Yep it's true - last Wednesday!
2. Travelled on the M60 for 10 miles without seeing another car!
3. Eaten Sushi! (eeek - pass me the bucket I feel sick again)
4. Dared to put a bum pic on here
5. Bought a pulsatron (oooops - that's tomorrow!)
Alex x x
1. Beaten cancer
2. Shaved all my hair off for charity
3. Getting a tattoo (on Thursday)
4. Had a McDonalds hot chocolate (it was cold at Cannock Chase!)
5. Rescued a run away bunny
went scuba diving................fLuckin ridiculous, took two people with warm spoons to get me into the suit, more rocks than a donkey should carry to sink me and the spit of a German woman ,dripping off my nose, cos she said that my feeble attempts to stop me mask from misting up, were not good enough and dragged some up from her boots and did it for me.
Ate Spaghetti...........it was as bad as I thought it would be.
tried playing bowls.............now it might be for the older generation, but I'm fast heading there so thought why not, discovered that its a damn sight harder than it looks.
brought a made to measure suit..............the difference is unbelievable, worth every penny.
sang kareoke...........a voice thats as gentle to the ear, as a pair of mating Hedgehogs, never stopped me and despite the derision that was heaped upon me, I continued until the end of the song with gusto.
Tis all true misschief, furthermore she then showed me how to expel water from my mask when under the water, by releasing the bottom portion of the mask from my face and blowing down my nose. Now I wasn't too keen on that idea, having got water in my eyes 43 years ago when mum used to wash my hair so I thought.......there is no way water is getting in this mask and pulled the straps as tight as I could.....Talk about Marty Feldmans eye's, jeez..... I pulled it that tight, that me eyes bulged out so far I swear me eyelids wouldn't have stretched across em. I then ventured into the deep.
Now for those that have never been, apart from the foundations of a small bugalow inserted into your jacket to make you sink, you also have to wear a jacket that can be inflated with air...........well I tell you, I swam out with the grace of a wet cat, looking like a wounded bull seal in me rubber suit thing with all sorts of tubes and contraptions, with me jacket inflated.....
she comes along ....Frau Flobb.....and lets the air outa my jacket, I went into a controlled dive to the bottom, the control being the sea bed cos when I hit it, thats where I stayed until miss Flobb decided to come and re-inflate me, honest, apart from crawling along the sea bed on me belly I couldn't do a thing, so she inflates me and as I rise I have a little swim moving me legs from the hips as told, couldn't help thinking how I resembled, one of the Thundrbirds puppets with me jeky style, but none the less I swam, albeit untill I surfaced, where she repeated the procedure. So for 45 minutes I sank, I surfaced, I sank, I surfaced and did some Thunderbird swimming in between.
Forty five quid later and with a grove in me face so deep that it can still be seen today, from where I pulled the mask tight, a headache and eyes like a Chameleon's, I thanked her, wiped the gob from me nose and vowed to try bungee jumping next time.
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Shagged in a park.
Blow in the car.
