new to site

16 Jan 2005

hi all iam new to site anything i should know any help out there

16 Jan 2005

It might be an idea not to post hello's on ALL parts of the forum and just stick to maybe one or two rolleyes

Maybe you could get the ball rolling by telling us a little about yourself?
Dawn :silly:

16 Jan 2005

my advice run before you get addicted
bolt

17 Jan 2005

Quote by lesvictor
hi all iam new to site anything i should know any help out there

Things you should know:
1. How to get out of bed in the morning
2. How to bath/shower/clean your teeth
3. How to put the kettle on
4. How NOT to log into SH first thing in the morning - becuase it has a detrimental affect on your ability to achieve work deadlines!!

17 Jan 2005

Anything you should know?
Ok, ignore everything I say, it's probably a lie anyway,
Don't go near Venus, she's awesome but oh my god she can be Testy.
Frecklebird is a tart, a gorgeous one but a tart nevertheless.
All the mods are absolutely super dooper and wonderfully sexy (ok so I'm sucking up)
And you should just join in and have fun.
Jules
lol

17 Jan 2005

Frecklebird is a tart, a gorgeous one but a tart nevertheless

Errrrrrr thanks, I think lol

*thinks how pissed off people will be when they know Jules is a fibber*
Bev
xx

17 Jan 2005

And I think Freckledbird should go and get some bloody work done!
You don't see me posting in here in works time.
Ooooops (or maybe you do)
redface

17 Jan 2005

Oi!!! I'm poorly!
Bev
xx

17 Jan 2005

How poorly?
Are we talking "I'm at deaths door and am not even well enough to have sex"?
Or are we talking "get yer arse round here and give me some TLC"?
Just so we all know
lol

:lol: :lol:

17 Jan 2005

Well since you asked, I've got a slipped disc.
Had sex Saturday nite, in agony most of yesterday. Still had sex yesterday and feeling OK at the mo wink

And if you weren't working, I'd say 'come here and we'll give each other some TLC'
Bev
xx