New Year Night School For Ladies.

24 Dec 2004

I was rather interested in the following poster advertising Night Classes for Ladies and thought I would share it.
CLASSES FOR WOMEN.
Women think they already know everything, but wait..... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
1. Silence. The Final Frontier: Where No Women Have Gone Before.
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: How To Make A Deposit.
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After The Game.
5. Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men Need Space In The Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette 2: His Razor Is His.
7. Communication Skills 1: Tears Are The Last Resort, Not The First.
8. Communication Skills 2: Thinking Before Speaking.
9. Communication Skills 3: Getting What You Want Without Nagging.
10. Driving The Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire.
11. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up.
12. Introduction To Parking.
13. Advanced Parking: How To Back Into A space.
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat?
15. Cooking 1: Bringing Back The Bacon, Eggs and Butter.
16. Cooking 2: Bran And Tofu Are Not For Human Consumption.
17. Cooking 3: How Not To Inflict Your Diets On Other People.
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.
19. PMS: Your Problem..... Not His.
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like It.
21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have.
22. Household Dust: A Thing Only Women Notice.
23. Intergrating Your Laundry: Washiong It All Together.
24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both.
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only.
I have a sneaking suspicion this thread might be 'locked' by the first lady Moderator to read it, but....... Whatever.
Finally, In order to bring a little seasonal comment here, may I offer my: -
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;
Additionally:
a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, colour, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.
(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)
Query. Is being PC addictive?
Right, I'm off to get pissed. lol.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish. hump