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I forgot a very important one :shock:
GET DIVORCED!!!! :twisted:
must eat more :shock:
put some flesh on these tired old bones
lp
My resolution is to get a bloody life!
Seems like it's passing so quick an i've been so happy(not)
So I either slump an give up, or stick a cracker where the sun don't shine, (an hope it don't hurt too much) and get what I want, give of me what others need and start smiling.
chin chin
x
to make some money out of the Bulgarian property boom......... lol
Quote by Argt05
So I either slump an give up, or stick a cracker where the sun don't shine, (an hope it don't hurt too much) and get what I want, give of me what others need and start smiling.
x

sounds like a plan to me luv (not the cracker bit, but hey, whatever tickles ya fancy lol) Onwards and Upwards :thumbup:
Quote by PoloLady
4 - Bum-raid Scandal with a strap-on till he admits he loves the Queen

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao good one
Quote by Scandal
4 - Bum-raid Scandal with a strap-on till he admits he loves the Queen

That will have to be one hell of a"bum raid" to get me to admit to that Polo! lol lol lol
Reckon you're up to it? wink
Even if you do get me to admit it, I'll have my fingers crossed! lol lol lol
There is no-way you'll be able to cross your fingers whilst you are grasping at the bedding :grin: