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I forgot a very important one :shock:
GET DIVORCED!!!! :twisted:
must eat more :shock:
put some flesh on these tired old bones
lp
My resolution is to get a bloody life!
Seems like it's passing so quick an i've been so happy(not)
So I either slump an give up, or stick a cracker where the sun don't shine, (an hope it don't hurt too much) and get what I want, give of me what others need and start smiling.
chin chin
x
to make some money out of the Bulgarian property boom......... lol
Quote by Argt05
So I either slump an give up, or stick a cracker where the sun don't shine, (an hope it don't hurt too much) and get what I want, give of me what others need and start smiling.
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sounds like a plan to me luv (not the cracker bit, but hey, whatever tickles ya fancy lol) Onwards and Upwards :thumbup:
Quote by PoloLady
4 - Bum-raid Scandal with a strap-on till he admits he loves the Queen

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: good one
Quote by Scandal
4 - Bum-raid Scandal with a strap-on till he admits he loves the Queen

That will have to be one hell of a"bum raid" to get me to admit to that Polo! lol :lol: :lol:
Reckon you're up to it? wink
Even if you do get me to admit it, I'll have my fingers crossed! :lol: :lol: :lol:
There is no-way you'll be able to cross your fingers whilst you are grasping at the bedding :grin: