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300andy
Warming the Bed
hi folks i'm new here so i thought i'd introduce myself, there. i introduced myself.
you seem like a nice bunch of people on here, and i do love a good chat on the interweb
foxylady__123
Sex God
Quote by 300andy
hi folks i'm new here so i thought i'd introduce myself, there. i introduced myself.
you seem like a nice bunch of people on here, and i do love a good chat on the interweb

It is anacient tradition round here (well ive just started it) that all newbies have to deliver themselves to my hands so i can seel them at auction.
Please outline you best attributes so that i can prepare the marketing literature
300andy
Warming the Bed
lol, well i'm 30, i'm single, have been for about 6 months, i'm skinny, but what i lack in strength i make up for in weakness. and i have a tiny penis. and a fast car to make up for that
foxylady__123
Sex God
Quote by 300andy
lol, well i'm 30, i'm single, have been for about 6 months, i'm skinny, but what i lack in strength i make up for in weakness. and i have a tiny penis. and a fast car to make up for that

Oh dear, can see its not going to be easy but ill see what i can do!!!
300andy
Warming the Bed
well you took it on so i suppose youd best see it through. i reckon youd get a couple of quid for my ravaged body at auction. maybe just for spare parts though
speaking of which is that your arse in your avatar, cos if it is its amazing. if its not its still amazing.
foxylady__123
Sex God
Quote by 300andy
well you took it on so i suppose youd best see it through. i reckon youd get a couple of quid for my ravaged body at auction. maybe just for spare parts though
speaking of which is that your arse in your avatar, cos if it is its amazing. if its not its still amazing.

flattery will get you everywhere , yes its mine
i may have someone interested in you see the Bilko sold thread
300andy
Warming the Bed
you must be very proud.
*wanders off to the bilko thread for a quick look*
cuddly__catlin
Orgasminator
Hi and welcome, your great at massage mmmmmmmmmm will need you next week biggrin
hope you have loads of fun on here
foxylady__123
Sex God
Good are you two still at it? Cant see me getting him back in p/ex very quickly and if i do poor guy will be worn to the bone!!!
300andy
Warming the Bed
biggrin down to the bone wont take long with me hon
cuddly__catlin
Orgasminator
Quote by foxylady 123
Good are you two still at it? Cant see me getting him back in p/ex very quickly and if i do poor guy will be worn to the bone!!!

you can have him back till next week biggrin