I am Dave and I am an alco...........ooops wrong introduction :doh:
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I am Dave and I am an alco...........ooops wrong introduction :doh:
Dave_Notts
Do we know you?? :lol2:
Oh FFS woman.....it is suppopsed to be anonyrat/anonyhamster/anonymouse/ or anon some bloody rodent. We are not supposed to know each other :small-print:
tsk
Dave_Notts
I've not got the hang of this have I?
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I'll just stick to the one at the top of the page. The mods can then put them in the correct location for me
Dave_Notts
Oh can they now ?????
Personally I think you should be punished when you get it wrong
:giggle:
I am a man. I always get it wrong
Dave_Notts
Excellent :giggle:
Come to Dawnie now Mr Notts, this won't hurt at all, well not me it won't
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Dave... does Alex know you're here? 
And have you broken anything lately?! I could do with a giggle!
And have you broken anything lately?! I could do with a giggle!
Orgasminator
Haven't we met before Mr Notts ?
I'm sure I remember having met you at some function or other, I particularly remember seeing that you had your cassock tucked into your undies :shock: :shock:
Jane xx
I'm sure I remember having met you at some function or other, I particularly remember seeing that you had your cassock tucked into your undies :shock: :shock:
Jane xx
Quote by Djcouple7
Haven't we met before Mr Notts ?
I'm sure I remember having met you at some function or other, I particularly remember seeing that you had your cassock tucked into your undies :shock: :shock:
Jane xx
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Stop it, this is supposed to be for newbies in this forum
Quote by Dawnie
Haven't we met before Mr Notts ?
I'm sure I remember having met you at some function or other, I particularly remember seeing that you had your cassock tucked into your undies :shock: :shock:
Jane xx
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Stop it, this is supposed to be for newbies in this forum
Ahhhhhhh the lady that had my undies binned. I will have you know that I had broken all my undies in over a number of years. They were comfortable and practical............and that one night that you photographed them and then laughed your head off resulted in Alex emptying my undie draw and purchasing Next boxers. Admitedly they look better than my blue Y-fronts, but the Y-fronts were ever so comfortable.
Dave_Notts
Quote by Dirtygirly
Dave... does Alex know you're here?
And have you broken anything lately?! I could do with a giggle!
Not recently.......but my shopping trip today was a bit of an eye opener.
The guy behind the till must have taken an instant dislike to me. He double charged me for the first 15 items and then stared at me, growled, called me a "fecking barsteward" and just made it plainly clear that he wanted to rip my throat out. Why :dunno: . I have no idea........I just walked away slowly and went to the customer care desk to try to get my money back.
I must have one of those faces
Dave_Notts
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Quote by Dave__Notts
Dave... does Alex know you're here?
And have you broken anything lately?! I could do with a giggle!
Not recently.......but my shopping trip today was a bit of an eye opener.
The guy behind the till must have taken an instant dislike to me. He double charged me for the first 15 items and then stared at me, growled, called me a "fecking barsteward" and just made it plainly clear that he wanted to rip my throat out. Why :dunno: . I have no idea........I just walked away slowly and went to the customer care desk to try to get my money back.
I must have one of those faces
Dave_Notts
Thank you... that'll do nicely! You made me chuckle!
Nice to see you!
