Newbie help!!!

20 Aug 2005

Hi guys, I have been using this site for about 3 weeks and really enjoy it.I have posted an ad and checked out the forums and read stuff on there, but in all this time I have not had one reply, either to any posts or my I know stuff like this takes time, and thats ok but Im wondering if there is something in my ad which is offensive maybe. Even the moderators dont answer my quereies lol! Any advice fro people out there would be cool, and after reading similar queries im also expecting to have the piss ripped out of me but its all in a good cause.... redface

20 Aug 2005

Quote by robm32
Hi guys, I have been using this site for about 3 weeks and really enjoy it.I have posted an ad and checked out the forums and read stuff on there, but in all this time I have not had one reply, either to any posts or my ad................. im also expecting to have the piss ripped out of me but its all in a good cause....

Oh look... i can kill 2 birds with one stone here... one down, now just to piss take... erm...
well.. do you seriously expect someone to reply to this?? >>>
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/507416.html#507416
and a total of 3 posts, since you joined, is hardly you being ignored... more the other way around...
3 posts.. one linked above, the other here whinging about no replies and the 3rd posted in the LMU and probably lost under a tidal wave of other newbies saying hi..
So matey, imagine it as if you were in a pub, you are new.. and it's friday night... what makes you stand out to attract attention? Why would any woman think..."oh yes.. that's the fella i want to be sharing a kebab with later!" ....especially when you are amongst 100's of other who may be more attractive than you,wittier, richer and may well be hung like a horse...
While you are working out the answer to that.... just have fun in the Forum...and you never know, someone may contact you because tthey like who you are...
unless you are M2PU... then you're fecked...

20 Aug 2005

Rob I have checked out your ad and decided it is as boring as hell biggrin

It seems like there is little effort, just a couple of sentences that almost reads as desperate. No humour, no personality, not even your height dunno

Your picture makes you look like a rabbit caught in headlights :shock: Might be worth taking another one.
Other than that, listen to Postie :thumbup:

20 Aug 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Rob I have checked out your ad and decided it is as boring as hell
It seems like there is little effort, just a couple of sentences that almost reads as desperate. No humour, no personality, not even your height
Your picture makes you look like a rabbit caught in headlights :shock: Might be worth taking another one.
Other than that, listen to Postie :thumbup:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
You are so cruel!
But sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind!

20 Aug 2005

I thought I was being kind dunno

20 Aug 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Rob I have checked out your ad and decided it is as boring as hell
It seems like there is little effort, just a couple of sentences that almost reads as desperate. No humour, no personality, not even your height
Your picture makes you look like a rabbit caught in headlights :shock: Might be worth taking another one.
Other than that, listen to Postie :thumbup:

Take advice from she who knows..... Dawn Mids is an excellent Op... loads of advice and tips.... listen to what she has said... as i agree fully.. also take heed of what postie has told you... try and make your ad just a little more interesting ... otherwise it will just fade into oblivion along with 100's of others...... make it jump off the page.... and enjoy yourself....
equi-princess xxx

20 Aug 2005

Mmmmm. Not sure whether to laugh or cry. Thanks for the advice, i must admit I never thought it would be this difficult, guess I need to put my thinking cap on!

20 Aug 2005

Quote by robm32
Mmmmm. Not sure whether to laugh or cry. Thanks for the advice, i must admit I never thought it would be this difficult, guess I need to put my thinking cap on!

Just write the ad as if you were selling your car... name all the vital parts about it... and any extra information needed to make the ad stand out... once you think about it in those terms.... maybe it should be easier.... dont give up... and keep smiling....
equi-princess xxx

20 Aug 2005

Quote by robm32
Mmmmm. Not sure whether to laugh or cry. Thanks for the advice, i must admit I never thought it would be this difficult, guess I need to put my thinking cap on!

One question.... why did you think it would not be diffiicult to get a shag here? Maybe it's cos you find it easy to pull in RL? If so, do here what you do in RL..... wit and an attractive personality usually work in RL don't they... so what you need to do on here is get those across in writing. Maybe however, you thought it would be easy on here cos it's full of slappers who'll fuck any guy, even if they know nowt about him. Errrrrrrrrrrrr............. that may be where you're coming unstuck!
have a think about it, eh! :lol2:

20 Aug 2005

So, Blue ... are we on?
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20 Aug 2005

Quote by Rollo Tomassi
So, Blue ... are we on?

Only if you score 10 or more in my shag quiz :grin: