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Unknown User
Hi Folks wave
Yet another newbie in your midst.
I am here as SH’s official wedding planner and to join in the fun of the café and lets meet up.
I understand there are a load of nutters on this site, so I look forward to meeting them.
Let the fun start
:bounce: :giggle:
hisandhers
Sex God
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no nutters in here honest lol
welcome to the site & enjoy :lol:
Mal
Mod
Welcome aboard WP, you might like to have a look here and see if it might help you get used to the site http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81218.html
Have fun - we do!! lol
Mal
wink
Unknown User
Welcome to the site,im sure you will be made very welcome and have loads of fun,just like us xx
Mal
Mod
Can I also just add that advertising paid services are not allowed on this site, however, payment by means of vodka jelly is permitted lol .
Mal
wink
Unknown User
I smell something fishy :dry:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I smell something fishy :dry:

have a shower then :giggle: bolt
Unknown User
Quote by wedding-planner
Hi Folks wave
Yet another newbie in your midst.
I am here as SH’s official wedding planner and to join in the fun of the café and lets meet up.
I understand there are a load of nutters on this site, so I look forward to meeting them.
Let the fun start
:bounce: :giggle:

Ok.... so if you are new how did you know you were "yet another newbie" and that there are lots of other "nutters" on this website? Also most people don't get a hold of the emoticon lark for ages!
I too smell something fishy.... and no I don't need a shower! lol
:huh:
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I smell something fishy :dry:

have a shower then :giggle: bolt
:kick:
Unknown User
hmmmmmmm that is not a newbie
Not to forums anyway lol
Tony
Unknown User
Hi Folks
Thanks for all the sort of welcomes, I can assure you I am not fishy.
I am use to a shopping forum for clothes, shoes and wedding hats.
I have also spent the last 2 months," looking in" before paying to join up, so I have read how some of you nutters treat other newbies, so I took :notes: and read the :small-print:
Anyway will all this help me sort out weddings, then I might want to go out to parties............are they any free blokes on this site??
Sarah
Sex God
Hi and welcome to the site
Yes we are a bunch of nutters but nice ones, but be wary of the shed and one or 2 of the others.
Have fun and join in with us all.
Unknown User
:welcome: anyway as you've put effort into your postings smile.... I just know that this profile belongs to a naughty boy and not a wedding planner!
lol
Unknown User
Welcome...... :welcome:
Have fun..... have a sense of humour at hand too. It helps lol.
Mike xxx
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Unknown User
Quote by wedding-planner
Hi Folks wave
Yet another newbie in your midst.
I am here as SH’s official wedding planner and to join in the fun of the café and lets meet up.
I understand there are a load of nutters on this site, so I look forward to meeting them.
Let the fun start
:bounce: :giggle:

:dry: There is mischief a foot here me thinks confused :? :?
But :welcome: to SH all the same lol :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by sheddy
Hi Folks wave
Yet another newbie in your midst.
I am here as SH’s official wedding planner and to join in the fun of the café and lets meet up.
I understand there are a load of nutters on this site, so I look forward to meeting them.
Let the fun start
:bounce: :giggle:

:dry: There is mischief a foot here me thinks confused :? :?
But :welcome: to SH all the same lol :lol:
Suspitious Mind lol........
Mike
Mal
Mod
Quote by sheddy
Hi Folks wave
Yet another newbie in your midst.
I am here as SH’s official wedding planner and to join in the fun of the café and lets meet up.
I understand there are a load of nutters on this site, so I look forward to meeting them.
Let the fun start
:bounce: :giggle:

:dry: There is mischief a foot here me thinks confused :? :?
But :welcome: to SH all the same lol :lol:
Never catch you posting mischief, would we, Sheddy, eh? Or are you cornering the market?
Mal
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I smell something fishy :dry:

Quote by Kiss_Me
I too smell something fishy....

Quote by wedding-planner
. . . . , I can assure you I am not fishy.

There's only two things that smell of fish . . . . . . . . .
and one of those is fish . . . . . . . .
Pete_sw
Sex God
Hello WP wave
Take no notice of this lot, they are all as mad as a field of wallabies :bounce:
:welcome: to the Towers, pull up a chair, grab a glass of whatever rocks your boat, and enjoy the banter.
:wave:
:giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by Mal
Never catch you posting mischief, would we, Sheddy, eh? Or are you cornering the market?
Mal wink

You missed something off your post there Mal that you apear to leave out everytime you quote me so I've stuck it in for ya :thumbup:
As for my mischief I'd like to think it was more positive and amusing input so as far as cornering the market goes.............................hell no besides one day I may to hang up my prankster hat so all new forms of mirth are more than welcome lol :lol: :lol:
Mal
Mod
I didn't miss anything out, Sheddy.
Mal
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Hiya WP
Nice to meet you.
If you want to meet some of the regulars, I'm thinking of holding a Ball if you'd like to attend.
It's a ball of the masked variety lol
Unknown User
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Hiya WP
Nice to meet you.
If you want to meet some of the regulars, I'm thinking of holding a Ball if you'd like to attend.
It's a ball of the masked variety lol

Thank you Littleblonde horny..................
A masked ball sounds interesting
I might like to attend
Please send me details when you have arranged something
smile
maidenfair
Casanova
hi,
pull up a chair up, sit back and relax and join in with the nutters :shock: (only some bite every 10 threads posted)!
have fun and be happy wink but .....iv no need for a weedding-planner ever!
Darkfire
Sex God
I'm saying nowt.
tuna sandwich anyone? :idea:
Unknown User
Quote by Darkfire
I'm saying nowt.
tuna sandwich anyone? :idea:

Darkfire
If you are hungry, and making tuna sandwiches, can you make me one as well, with brown bread, and mayo.
Thanks
biggrin
Darkfire
Sex God
would you like tea or coffee with that, or perhaps just a glass of fruit juice?
lol
Unknown User
Coffee would be nice
One of those cappacino will do, or a large latte
Many thanks
oh, no sugar
smile
Unknown User
Quote by wedding-planner
Coffee would be nice
One of those cappacino will do, or a large latte

Even tho you don't drink the stuff, I've been practicing those chocomochaflappochinolatte things
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by wedding-planner
Hi Folks
Thanks for all the sort of welcomes, I can assure you I am not fishy.
I am use to a shopping forum for clothes, shoes and wedding hats.
I have also spent the last 2 months," looking in" before paying to join up, so I have read how some of you nutters treat other newbies, so I took :notes: and read the :small-print:
Anyway will all this help me sort out weddings, then I might want to go out to parties............are they any free blokes on this site??
Glad you don't smell of fish WP!
HLB is requesting you in person to her ball holding swankypantsdo.... your more than welcome to hold mine... but the charge of 13 goldfish will be in full effect - Coz I'm not free! lol