Newbies needing Mathamatical Advice.

31 Aug 2005

a Tamworth:
Like a Sutton Coldfield, but less posh ;-) and with an indoor snowslope

31 Aug 2005

So many people are curious about a "Tamworth".... word of explanation.
In the past year I've been invited to three very large (8+) gangbangs, all of them held by girls who don't know each other, and all in Tamworth, Staffs. Must be something in the water there.
On another geographical note, if you should (by accident, naturally) happen to stumble onto a porn site, have you noticed how they now often have little boxes which - having read your ISP - offer delights close to home, if you'll just click here?
Trouble is that they're not that accurate, so my box always says: "Women are longing to fuck you in Aston." Which is not very appealing, really. Aston's like, well, Moss Side, or Chapeltown or the back of Kings Cross. So yes I'm sure there are women longing to be fucked. At about a tenner a go.

31 Aug 2005

The gang bang involves a woman or man being fucked by a group of blokes or women with strap ons. Lesbians and/or bisexuals may well do dildo gang bangs. But usually it is a woman being fucked by a gang of guys.
I don't think there is a name for the situation where a man has repeated sex with different partners, coming on each occasion. Except fucking impossible, try suicide its easier.

31 Aug 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
I don't think there is a name for the situation where a man has repeated sex with different partners.

That's easy.....that's called a "Wishy at Chams".....lol

31 Aug 2005

Quote by Marcuso

I don't think there is a name for the situation where a man has repeated sex with different partners.

That's easy.....that's called a "Wishy at Chams".....lol
I think you'll find the correct pronounciation of that is "that lucky bastard,wishy at chams"

31 Aug 2005

sutton coalfied :shock:
is that a mining town rolleyes

31 Aug 2005

aaaaaahhhh1 quadratic equations---who cares for the answer as long as its fun working it out!!

31 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
off to get grapes from supermarket,

Did you mis-spell 'gropes'?

1 Sep 2005

Quote by paul4fun
off to get grapes from supermarket,

Did you mis-spell 'gropes'?
No to my knowledge supermarkets don't sell gropes.
White grapes slightly chilled :P

1 Sep 2005

the way tesco is going its only a matter of time

1 Sep 2005

Quote by markz
the way tesco is going its only a matter of time

And at their prices.. I'll have to hope they do em in their 'value' range.. lol

2 Sep 2005

Ok so i'm going back a bit

Quote by EnglishChris99
I have always considered to an orgy to be more of a roman thing where you have lots of sweaty bodies laid out on the floor gently writhing over each other in a sea of extacy
I have considered a gang bang to be more of an americanism where lots of men stand around wanking whilst waiting to pork two girls up all 3 orafaces at once. Less sensual more animalistic.

So does that mean the next time we find ourselves in a group situation and are unsure what is going on we just have to look out for the dress code????
Togas = orgy
cheerleaders = gangbang
:grin:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by couple_ne2000
Togas = orgy
cheerleaders = gangbang

Yeh its all about the level of sophistication INNIT

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Sarah
off to get grapes from supermarket,

Did you mis-spell 'gropes'?
No to my knowledge supermarkets don't sell gropes.
White grapes slightly chilled :P
Meet me in my local Sainbury's - I'll supply the "gropes" then it's back to my place to start on the slightly chilled white grapes ( preferably being plucked seductively from any available cleavage or orrifice)