Newbies Unite, Still not met the right couple?

17 Feb 2006

Quote by well_busty_babe
as they have been here a year, they may find that the "newbie circle" exclude them anyway!
maybe you WOULD be better keeping to a porno in your bedroom as you are likely to be dissapointed here, NOT because you cant find people who meet your standards, but because of your attitude you wont meet anyone elses standards!

Given us an idea!!! Probably the best thing to do is set up a group for; Slim, professional, non smoking couples with no kids and in their thirties! Then we only get the responses we want! Not the green eyed Muppets on this site!

17 Feb 2006

Quote by CplDaveAnn
as they have been here a year, they may find that the "newbie circle" exclude them anyway!
maybe you WOULD be better keeping to a porno in your bedroom as you are likely to be dissapointed here, NOT because you cant find people who meet your standards, but because of your attitude you wont meet anyone elses standards!

Given us an idea!!! Probably the best thing to do is set up a group for; Slim, professional, non smoking couples with no kids and in their thirties! Then we only get the responses we want! Not the green eyed Muppets on this site!
something like the "cpls only munch" you wanted to organise in rochdale when you posted in june???????????
lol

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why are we "green eyed"
we are perfectly happy with our lot, to the extent that we dont feel the need to knock other people, unlike some!

17 Feb 2006

and lol at the no - kids, please please do, in a cpl of years you will all have died out!

17 Feb 2006

Quote by CplDaveAnn
Not the green eyed Muppets on this site!

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Read this:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/main/aup.html
No more warnings!!!! rolleyes

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17 Feb 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Not the green eyed Muppets on this site!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Read this:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/main/aup.html
No more warnings!!!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll:
awwww - don't spoil the fun Sarge :cry:

17 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
awwww - don't spoil the fun Sarge :cry:

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17 Feb 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
awwww - don't spoil the fun Sarge :cry:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
yeah, spank me harder bitch! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

17 Feb 2006

Quote by well_busty_babe
Ah right, what's put you off munches then, from this thread?

Just look how bitchy you lot get when someone states what they are looking for and that isn't you! Anyone that dares to express their wishes are ganged up upon. Who wants to go to a munche, just so you can sharpen your claws.
there are loads of people here looking for different things! so OF COURSE a lot of people are not going to be looking for me!
so what, makes not one bit of difference to what i think of the person.
i have made many friends on here who i would never want a sexual relationship with , but love dearly as friends.
you are wrong!
the problem people have with you is your self rightous attitude, the way you look down on people who may have different values than yourself.
the way you are suggesting you are better than any of us.
as if!
YOU are the ones who have distanced yourselves, not th other way around.
oh, and just for the record, we dont all sit drinking lambrini and smoking knocked off fags at munches!
You know what! the problem is some on this site cannot ignore us. They clearly feel our criteria excludes them, and therefore feel we are putting ourselves above them. Well we do distance ourselves and we wish to be ignored by anyone that does not fit our criteria!!! Is that clear enough! If we do not get any responses, so be it! we don't care. We do not take this swinging business at all seriously. We put the feelers out and see what bites. If we get no responses, so what! Carry on as before. We have spent enough time looking at this site, time to move on we think. Still read the stories and see if any genuine cpls matching our criteria contact us.
We will not be responding to any further comments on this thread. Good luck to you all and may your God be with you.
Dave Allen

17 Feb 2006

Thank god!

17 Feb 2006

that told us :shock:

17 Feb 2006

Didn't you just know that the' genuine' argument would rear its ugly head? rolleyes

DaveAnn, I've met lots of the people who have posted on this thread and can definitely say that they are genuine. They are definitely not muppets, nor are most of them green-eyed with jealousy. We've all found what we have been looking for and we know that there are others out there who we have yet to meet. We are also very happy with that and not the slightest bit interested in your high and mighty attitude. You've said yourself that you have yet to meet a suitable couple - don't you ever question why this might be?
WBB, they obviously misunderstood the concept of the munch if they wanted a couples-only munch.

17 Feb 2006

Quote by freckledbird
Didn't you just know that the' genuine' argument would rear its ugly head?

freckledbird I think the 'genuine' argument' was waaaaay to insigificant for them to even acknowledge it

17 Feb 2006

Mike x
Funny you should say that! We are going skiing next week! With a couple we are friends with, but they are not into swinging. Never mind we all have a good laugh and don't complain about the prices or choke each other with cigarette smoke. We also have the good sense not to over drink and then act like complete arseholes. Thats something we have found in 5 star hotels, people behave themselves and look after themselves better. Such a shame air fares are so cheap now a days, lets the riff raff get onto the slopes. Oh well, you never know we might meet in the gym or the bar, you can tell us a few â€œCocktailsâ€ over a cocktail, LOL
Tally ho
We are newbies too, although I note newer than you! since you have been here a year and judging by your post have yet to meet your perfect couple.
We are professional home owners with good jobs, nice car, and townhouse in a nice part of town. We are extremely happy and still in love after 12 years of marriage and indeed 30 odd years of being friends since childhood. Because of our job we have travelled to many places longhaul and shorthaul, indeed Mr Lizard lived in Japan for a couple of years! I have been in the travel Industry for 25 years so obviously that has involved alot of travelling.
What a contemptuous attitude you have to others less fortunate than yourselves and what sweeping generalisations to make about people you know nothing about. Being new, we have no experience either but have decided that the forum is a pretty good way to learn about the different people on here in their daily lives and their attitudes to various subjects. That way any future meetings will be easier. We also don't smoke and have quite specific requirements as in me being bi-curious and wanting to find a single bi-fem or couple with. If it were to be a couple the male would have to be pretty impressive for me as I don't have a burning desire for a man as I'm extremely happy with the one I have. We have since joining kept open minds and have been open to possible changes in our requirements since you don't really know until you know as it were.
We definately don't want single males either but hope we are becoming friendly with quite a few of them on here since we either share a similar sense of humour or outlook on life as some of them. Swinging is'nt ALL about the sex, it's about an attitude and a way of life and it's teaching us soooo much about ourselves and others.
I think you need to re-evaluate what you hope to achieve by being part of this forum and if it is to find the RIGHT couple for you then you need to make yourselves abit more attractive to others as this thread is not going to help.
Good luck and happy swinging kiss

PS Incidently I have been to many 5 star hotels and found drunk people and many 3 star hotels with lovely atmosphere's in lovely locations. Generalisation is not wise. Also the cheap airfare brigade and groups of skiiers have and are still allowing us to enjoy the happiness we have now so I love em!!

17 Feb 2006

..so this thread serves no purpose now apart from giving you, the great unwashed, the chance to slag them off!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: wink

I now declare this thread locked!! confused

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