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Sex God
Yes, I've seen it - predictable crap is the way to describe the article 
Apparently, and I quote, "...Swinging Heaven lists 61 clubs which charge swappers to use their premises".
The News of The World Agony Aunt goes on to advise against swinging, stating..."Swinging is fraught with risks. As well as exposure to sexually transmitted diseases there are are huge emotional dangers".
:shock:
You have been warned boys and girls :roll:
Apparently, and I quote, "...Swinging Heaven lists 61 clubs which charge swappers to use their premises".
The News of The World Agony Aunt goes on to advise against swinging, stating..."Swinging is fraught with risks. As well as exposure to sexually transmitted diseases there are are huge emotional dangers".
:shock:
You have been warned boys and girls :roll:
Some of the clubs charge ? Well, theres a thing !
I'm surprised they haven't also mentioned that cars need petrol to run, hotels charge for rooms and that you have to pay for items you take from shops. They're all equally obvious and logical !
Carpathian, who's not seen the article but could probably write 60% of it without even trying - sigh
I'm surprised they haven't also mentioned that cars need petrol to run, hotels charge for rooms and that you have to pay for items you take from shops. They're all equally obvious and logical !
Carpathian, who's not seen the article but could probably write 60% of it without even trying - sigh
Sex God
But Mark... it looks good now (particularly with those new photos of Posh - ooooooh!). You mean it's going to get even better?
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But Mark... it looks good now (particularly with those new photos of Posh - ooooooh!). You mean it's going to get even better?
I think (hope!) so. Nothing's going to change in terms of functionality etc. Just adding a couple of graphics to make it easier on the eye. It should be here by next weekend
NEXT weekend - when I am away????? :cry: You must be teasing???? :cry:
Sex God
I just want to say that I really really really do not buy the News of the World
Mod
Something I noticed this morning before I was aware of this article, was a large number of posts from people who registered on the site months and months ago and rarely, if at all, posted anything. Suddenly a huge influx of them! I just couldn't figure it out until now!!
They say all publicity is good publicity, as long as they spell your name right!!
Mal
They say all publicity is good publicity, as long as they spell your name right!!
Mal
Orgasminator
Right I didnt see the articul, so who is going to send it to me.
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Sex God
I would advise against buying the News Of The World, as it is fraught with risks. As well as exposure to brain-stunting articles, there are huge mind-narrowing dangers. And they charge money for it!
MikeNorth
MikeNorth
I have just figured it out. The whole bloody thing was just a blatant cover-up attempt, a flagrant piece of spin doctoring, undoubtedly motivated from number 10 Downing Street, WMD is nothing compared to to them trying to bury the real story behind some sordid portrayal of Swinging. But I am on to them, there, tucked away on the right hand side is the hideous, perverted, sickening filth that they were trying to hide. Golden Wonder are replacing Chicken and Mushroom flavoured crisps with KEBAB flavoured crisps.
:x :x :x Bastards :x :x :x
lhk
Kat
I've spent most of my 45 years running away from what the 'Vox Populi' advocated; I'm not likely to start buying 'The News of The Screws' now. (I stiil think 'Jordan' is a 'Conservation Grade'Cereal Bar'). They haven't even got passable Rugby coverage-except on that day when Erica Roe' strutted her stuff. So, this one has passed me buy and , ala Rhett Butler: 'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn'.
I haven't seen the scribblings in question in the loosely termed News of the World, but I have just noticed at this point in time we have 20 Guests online. We don't normally have that many do we at any one time?
I wonder if we shouldn't stage a little something to give them something to talk about? After all we're so normal in here they might be just a tad disappointed. After all, book threads, music discussions, small scale social get togethers... hardly the stuff of scandal.
Mass orgy in the GFZ anyone?
Sappho xxx
I wonder if we shouldn't stage a little something to give them something to talk about? After all we're so normal in here they might be just a tad disappointed. After all, book threads, music discussions, small scale social get togethers... hardly the stuff of scandal.
Mass orgy in the GFZ anyone?
Sappho xxx
You'll only get yourself a reputation saying things like that, Sappho !
You mean the reputation I already have for clear, concise prose and incisive wit, Carpy? I am working on it I assure you! Sadly it's more than can be said for the News of the World, wouldn't you agree?
Sappho (whose attempts at irony occasionally fall upon stony soil) xxx
They missed the offending article out of the online version - but neglected to miss out the offensive articles about Jordan and Peter - (who they?)
Mind you if the people who buy such yellow press come here they will be sadly disappointed by the lack of frenzied sex and the lack of sexually explict talk It won't take them long to wander off again.
Mind you if the people who buy such yellow press come here they will be sadly disappointed by the lack of frenzied sex and the lack of sexually explict talk It won't take them long to wander off again.
Sex God
No, no, it's good you did - it's given us a laugh if nothing else - now, we need to think of something jucy to talk about so we get mentioned next week too.... :grin:
Sex God
If the News of the World want to print piccies from Silkies they can be my guest - they can use the pics to graphically illustrate any silly article they like. If they pay me enough I'll explicitly talk them through each shot too.
Sex God
Well, they can contact me if they're reading this and we'll see if they've got balls or not :grin: :grin: :grin:
Orgasminator
I know papers trade/sell on the amount of stuff they can put it that makes punters buy them, but I thought I'd make a couple of points.
The lower end tabloids haven't run these kinds of storys for a while, when whas the last time they did an "expoze" on a swingers or bdsm club... fare while ago!
One possible reason for this is that with the huge increase in the numbers of people that are on the net people are far more able to get another view point, one that totaly conflicts with the papers original "moralistic/holyer than thow" stance.
The other thing was most of the article was based on the couple, if they are genuine, that for them swinging works. Probably because they could put lots of titilating sexual exploits information into the paper that way.
Without realising it the paper posted some great info on swinging, and some sound advise
"1 rule, we both have to like the other couple"
"swinging allows you to enjoy other people, without infidelity and secrecy of afairs"
They also have, good or bad, advertised this site and la-chambre's
Janes info on why not to swing looks as though it was put there as an after thought because the paper cant officially been seen to condone something like swinging. (Interestingly enough, the papers have learnt the difference between swinging as a whole and parts of it such as dogging which is comming in for a hammering in the papers and by police)
"Arisara"s negative view on swinging wasnt as negative as it first seems... A little different editing and quoting would have made her bad story into "I loved it playing with the women while my partner was there... I just didnt want to shag the blokes like he wanted me to..." Sounds to me that she was loving swinging, and would do it again just as long as it was only FMF action.
"corallie"s not quite a negative review (she said it wasnt the swinging that broke them up, but did cause problems) was a good way of saying "You've got to talk, and keep talking..." its true jealousy can come with swinging, but a strong couple will either resolve the issues or will stop swinging either way the relationship itsself is strong.
A weak relationship wont survive, but then again its more than likely doomed anyway... either one/both with have an affair (resulting in far more animosity and heart ache than swinging openly) or they will split just cos its not working.
The lower end tabloids haven't run these kinds of storys for a while, when whas the last time they did an "expoze" on a swingers or bdsm club... fare while ago!
One possible reason for this is that with the huge increase in the numbers of people that are on the net people are far more able to get another view point, one that totaly conflicts with the papers original "moralistic/holyer than thow" stance.
The other thing was most of the article was based on the couple, if they are genuine, that for them swinging works. Probably because they could put lots of titilating sexual exploits information into the paper that way.
Without realising it the paper posted some great info on swinging, and some sound advise
"1 rule, we both have to like the other couple"
"swinging allows you to enjoy other people, without infidelity and secrecy of afairs"
They also have, good or bad, advertised this site and la-chambre's
Janes info on why not to swing looks as though it was put there as an after thought because the paper cant officially been seen to condone something like swinging. (Interestingly enough, the papers have learnt the difference between swinging as a whole and parts of it such as dogging which is comming in for a hammering in the papers and by police)
"Arisara"s negative view on swinging wasnt as negative as it first seems... A little different editing and quoting would have made her bad story into "I loved it playing with the women while my partner was there... I just didnt want to shag the blokes like he wanted me to..." Sounds to me that she was loving swinging, and would do it again just as long as it was only FMF action.
"corallie"s not quite a negative review (she said it wasnt the swinging that broke them up, but did cause problems) was a good way of saying "You've got to talk, and keep talking..." its true jealousy can come with swinging, but a strong couple will either resolve the issues or will stop swinging either way the relationship itsself is strong.
A weak relationship wont survive, but then again its more than likely doomed anyway... either one/both with have an affair (resulting in far more animosity and heart ache than swinging openly) or they will split just cos its not working.
Sex God
You're not the journalist that wrote the article in question are you by any chance? If so, damn fine piece of work if you ask me - well done :grin: