Newsflash: "Blissed" solves world power shortage.

6 Jan 2004

Quote by Elsewhere blissed partially
Sort of restores one's faith in humanity, this site. And in the power of smutty humour, of course.

Mmmmm..... now theres an idea for solving world energy problems - especially with the crowd on here !
{Wanders off and returns with set of jump leads wired to charge up the national grid.......}
Right ! {offers croc clips}
Who's first then ?

6 Jan 2004

Er... just where were planning to put the crocodile clips, Carpy? redface

6 Jan 2004

*Pushes Sappho forwards whilst pointing to her nipples*
You need to connect them right here!
:bounce: :bounce:

6 Jan 2004

You might want to check where you're pointing Fred. You wouldn't want the National Grid being hooked up to your nads by accident now would you :shock: :shock: :shock: (though it might solve the power cut problem for the rest of us)
I so have to get myself down to the NW munch to meet you folks - any hotel recommendations?

6 Jan 2004

Ouch!!!

I'll get you for that Fred! Where did you suggest, Blissed?

6 Jan 2004

Snap 'em right around the Flintstone love grenades, that's my suggestion. :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
How could he do that to a gorgeous thing like you Sappho? Wilma's right, he's nothing but trouble.

6 Jan 2004

Here here,lets electrocute fred with jump leads.

6 Jan 2004

WATCH IT, FLINTSTONE!!!! evil

:evil: :evil:
Blissed, Tongue - go ahead and do your stuff lads!!!
Wilma, come and sit down next to us honey. wink

I had no idea the WI were into blood sports. I did wonder what we were going to be eating at the munch. Looks as though it could be barbecued Fred. Could someone pass the relish? :twisted: