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Ive just had this message send to my email address. Anyone want to send tim a nice reply?????
Dear Shelly,
I've noticed you're a regular forum contributor on the swingingheaven site and have been dogging in the Grantham area.
I'm a reporter on the Grantham Journal and we're interested in doing an article about dogging around here.
I was hoping you might like to talk to us about the whole scene.
It would not be a news of the world scandal type story, (not all journos are low-life swines you know) 
It would obviously be annonymous on your part if you (or anyone else from this area you know) are prepared to talk to us.
If you are happy with all that please reply to this messaage or ring me for a chat on the number below.
Ta,
Tim
One for Heather, I think
Mal
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Hi Shelly,
Can I suggest you thank Tim very sweetly for his interest and intimate your regret whilst at the same time submitting the following gesture -
Bend right arm at elbow, raise hand and close into a fist. Extend forefinger and with a quick thrust upwards project the forefinger vertically.
Love Sappho xxx
rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
Shelly - I'd deny it all - the safest policy :shock:
No, of course I wouldn't - I'd tell him to do one, literally evil
Maybe I should show him some tricks of the trade, with his wrists strapped to my wing mirrors, his legs fastened to my bumper and his ass in the air with a sign on it saying "welcome one and all" :twisted: :twisted:
TS
One for Heather, I think

Someone call? :shock:
Right! (Rolls up sleeves and slips on the Marigolds)
Bend over, Tim. This won't hurt a bit!
It would not be a news of the world scandal type story

Glad to hear it... but you're lying. The only thing, I repeat THE ONLY thing that makes Swinging news worthy is it's scandal factor. The only thing that will sell it to your readership is the potential to make them feel superior to us. We know it. You know it. So stop yanking our chains.
(not all journos are low-life swines you know)

That's quite right... only the ones that seek to exploit other people's private lives for personal and career furtherment.
Now... that didn't hurt, did it Tim? :twisted: